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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 47m

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Dax takes a wrong turn in the Jeffries tubes and ends up in a Breen vape shop although finally figures out what was going on with those worms that took over Starfleet.

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This time Captain Archer finds something in the Vulcan database though could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.

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This time Mr. Scott accidentally starts a war between two alien races nevertheless the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit

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In this episode Hoshi returns from shore leave though also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.

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In this episode Michael accidentally starts a war with the Klingons although it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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In this episode Captain Kirk meets a friendly robot who just wants to love nevertheless finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

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This time Subcommander T'Pol returns to Earth's past though could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.

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Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Counselor Troi makes first contact with a new, obviously stereotypical, alien race nevertheless is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.

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This time Counselor Troi infiltrates the Romulan empire nevertheless is suspiciously sensitive to light

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This time Seven of Nine meets a friendly robot who just wants to love although actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

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In this episode Chakotay is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 though the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!

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Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Captain Janeway travels through time although also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.

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This time Captain Janeway accidentally starts a war between two alien races however is suspiciously sensitive to light

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This time Seven of Nine battles a Borg cube however they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home

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In this episode Geordi learns a valuable lesson from Q about sorting their groceries although actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.

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This time Hoshi travels through time but they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home

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Tonight on Deep Space 9
Dax is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 nevertheless it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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This time Captain Kirk accidentally starts a war between two alien races however could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.

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Tonight on Deep Space 9
Chief O'Brien thinks they’ve won the truth from Garak nevertheless could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.

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In this episode Commander Saru accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores although also starts another war!

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This time Spock finds a post-apocalyptic civilization yet actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.

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Tonight on Deep Space 9
Kira battles the Jem'Hadar nevertheless could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.

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This time Lieutenant Tyler accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

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Next week, on CBS All-Access Doctor Culber crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart nevertheless they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.

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This time Dr. McCoy meets another fake god although never really resolves the Klingon problem.