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Raltz Klamar

@raltzklamar.bsky.social

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Board games and rawrs. Occasionally paid to make websites. Amateur RPG designer constantly distracted by other RPGs. 30's; 🔞 He/Him. BLM. Icon: @buyo.bsky.social

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · Dec 31

Y'all look at this FABULOUS ref that @uncommoncritter.bsky.social did for me

I've been wanting a new ref for a while, and Zanna was nice enough to fit me in around their busy schedule

Reference sheet of Raltz Klamar, a blue dragon with a scale pattern that fades to platinum towards the hands and feet, with dark blue back plates that wrap around the shoulders and thighs

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MuriNeedsCoffee @murineedscoffee.bsky.social · 2h

A refresh on the looks of my pokemon mystery dungeon OC's Team leader Rico (Pachirisu) joined by his friends AJ (Liepard), Tessa (Nidorina) and Monty (Dragonite)

From now on will tag art related to my pokemon OC's as
#MuriPokeArt
Along with the usual
#MuriNeedsArt

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 14h

This looks so good!!

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Ropnolc🌸 @ropnolc.bsky.social · 14h

Turntable version!

#Rop3D #RopComm

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Larae @smolsammichowo.bsky.social · 2d

Fluffy Charizard 🧡

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

Figuring out my fursona

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Oasus Plainsview 🔜 MFF @itsoasus.com · 17h

Hi.

I found out someone used art of my character in one of their videos.

NGL, I wish I was asked first.

Like... it's one thing to be using stickers in telegram or signal or discord.

But, putting something in a youtube video is kinda different territory...

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Justin @justinskolnick.bsky.social · 1d

Fred Autocorrect
@boursier

Randos: "We're fucked."

Educated friends: "Don't worry, it's illegal to become a dictator."

Very Well Educated friends: "We're fucked."

9:54 AM • 11/27/16 • Twitter for iPhone

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Grumpy Gryphon - Yip Yap Crew @grumpygryphon.bsky.social · 2d

Who's mummy's favourite little Extreme Speed kill stealing machine?

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 1d

Dominoes meme, with the starting domino being "The State of Israel is created after WW2" and ending with "Impossible to get a burger without cheese"

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 1d

It is, unfortunately, unknown

Etymology

Of unknown etymology. Originally U.S. Army Air Corps slang; origins among cadets in Texas suggest a possible connection to Mexican Spanish rancho (see ranch), which had connotations of animal filth by 1864.

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 2d

Bonus fact, "Government Cheese" was actual cheese from the government, and is related to this Saga: www.history.com/articles/gov...

How the US Ended Up With Warehouses Full of 'Government Cheese' | HISTORY

In the early 1980s, the U.S. government distributed some 300 million pounds of pungent-smelling processed cheese that...

www.history.com

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 2d

www.farmanddairy.com/top-stories/... appeared to be the most reliable source for this, which tracks it over a timeline. Some of the linked articles in this have info about things like why the 1970s saw a decline in production despite steady prices

A brief history of dairy pricing - Farm and Dairy

How did the dairy market evolve into what it is today? Take a trip back in time to find out how dairy prices have been set over time.

www.farmanddairy.com

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 2d

is this how H Bomberguy felt when making the Roblox Oof video

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 2d

The price of milk is basically the government going "a problem? don't worry, we got this" and then fixing it in a way where it doesn't meaningfully fix it but the problems don't happen until the next presidential administration

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 2d

tl;dr War with Israel in the 70s, we supported it, the Middle East didn't like that, it caused prices to raise on everything, which caused milk prices to shoot up and the government over-corrected trying to fix it by lowering prices which led to a shortage that they then later had to fix with the ad

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 2d

Me: "I wonder what the impetus for the "got milk?" ads was
Me, an hour later, explaining it to an increasingly bewildered discord call: "Okay, so when the State of Israel was established in 1948..."

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Gaem @gaem0n.bsky.social · 2d

Character belongs to @magneticfiend.bsky.social 👻

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Solstice @solstice.blue · 2d

Finally got to hand out candy to trick-or-treaters tonight, was fun ^.^

Didn't get many photos, but please enjoy this one @foxes.ceo took of me and @raltzklamar.bsky.social standing around in this ominously red entryway.

two fursuiters in intense red light, a maned wolf doing the floppy paws and looking towards the camera while a bun looks towards a 6ft coyote plush only partially in frame

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Znacks 🍊 @znackish.bsky.social · 2d

Commission for @aritosuits.bsky.social ! 🦊✨

[ #art #furryArt #commission #animation #babsBunny #COTL ]

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Shiro Sylvie @shiromisa.bsky.social · 2d

I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today

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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 24d

I finally realised what AI dependency reminds me of

A mock-up of an old D&D guide detailing the properties of magical items, featuring "Altman’s Quill of Artifice". The entry reads:
This enchanted quill, made from the feather of a harpy, serves as a magical scribe and sage, able to answer all its owner’s queries. The owner must use it to write a question at the top of a piece of paper or parchment, such as “Where is the secret entrance to the King’s treasury?” or “How can I cure lycanthropy?” Acting under its own power, it will write an answer. But despite its apparent (and often genuine) usefulness, this item is cursed.
Roll d20 to determine the result of any query: 1 Hopelessly wrong, 2-5 Contains major errors, 6-10 Contains minor errors, 11-16 Accurate but incomplete, 17-20 Fully accurate.
Apply modifiers in line with the rules for consulting sages (see Table 62) depending on the nature of the question (general 0, specific -2, exacting -4) and the availability of relevant knowledge (complete 0, partial -2, non-existent -6). The DM should choose the nature of any errors, as well as the consequences of believing them.
If the answer is less than fully accurate, that will not be obvious, as the quill of artifice writes in a confident and authoritative manner. A reader may scrutinise the answer to attempt to notice any problem, but to succeed they must pass an intelligence check at a penalty of -2. Anyone who has previously failed such a check makes all future checks at -4. The owner of the quill is particularly vulnerable, permanently losing one point of intelligence with each inaccurate answer that is believed. The owner will be unaware of this loss, and will become fiercely possessive of the quill, refusing to give it up and distrusting anyone who doubts its output.
A remove curse spell may make the owner willing to part with it, but the loss of intelligence is irreparable.

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 2d

Surely nothing can happen from taking candy from a large plush.

Although, didn't your friend come this way? Wonder where they went. Anyway, free candy!

Large plush jackalope holding a bowl of candy. The photo is tinted heavily in red, in an attempt to give it a spooky vibe

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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 2d

These new deep dungeon enemies are fucking BULLSHIT

Dark Night of the Queer @sootsky.bsky.social · 2d

Careful about going into the low level slime dungeon alone, you just might get a rare encounter with a monster you can't beat~

Wonderful kinktober art by @chillisaur.bsky.social and featuring @raltzklamar.bsky.social !!

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Dark Night of the Queer @sootsky.bsky.social · 2d

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Ink & Aster @alternatink.bsky.social · 2d

Locktober is almost over so Aster can pick out a new cage for you to wear all throughout non-stop nut november.

Ink & Aster @alternatink.bsky.social · Aug 10

Aster's planning for which cages to keep out for the sleepover. Anyone who can wear one must wear one in this house!

So come on round and let's get you up on the changing table so he can find the perfect fit ✨

🎨 @flimsyrivers.bsky.social

Aster in a soft comfy ourfit, laying out all his chastity cages... for whatever reason!

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