My southern grandmother Frances hated Reagan because, among other reasons, she thought he was dumb as a post. She was right.
I don't want a President who's dumber than me & talks like 'real people'.
I want someone who's so goddamn whip smart he terrifies the rest of the room when he walks into it.

a fuckin dufus

and character. deep down, I always thought supporting trump was a character defect.

“Did ya bring any little girls with you?”

To all the fake Christians out there…

We see you.

Sounds like nose rings are a great solution for assholes to stay away from you, right ladies?

Come out of the closet Benny.
No one cares that you crave wangs.

The widespread media decision to frame international affairs as "will Donnie get the prize he wants?" is pathetic.

He's not the protagonist of human events. And to the extent he's a significant character in world affairs, whether or not he gets a prize is one of the least important things about it.

Yes, but combating willful ignorance is a steep mountain to climb.

Who would want an electric Ferrari anyway?

Thank you, Donald Trump, for allowing Muslims to take over America.

We appreciate it. You have helped us skip 7 steps in the Muslim Plan.

Enjoy your jet :)

You’d know the name of the agent if you would have returned in kind…

That’s what I was thinking

That’s not going to suck at all!