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@puzzledmonkey.bsky.social

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Steve aka Monkey, he/him https://www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonkeytree Confused variety streamer and presser of wrong buttons Member of The Firekeepers 🔥

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Finally, we can confirm that @filmotter.bsky.social is NOT a giant and is actually a goo goo gaga bitch baby on a totally normal sized chair

Otter lying down and flailing on the seat of a huge wooden chair with orange seat, legs and arms and a plain light wooden back with the text “Yerba Buena Gardens”

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🏴‍☠️ wafflestomper 👻 @thewafflestomper.bsky.social · 2d

let’s go girls

Shania Twain holding a chainsaw with text that says The Shania Twainsaw Massacre

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Today’s very sensible stream plan: me, knowing nothing about pikmin, guiding a blindfolded Otter through the game… This will be chaos 😆
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2

Me sitting in Otter’s chair with a plush blue pikmin on my shoulder. Behind me, Otter is waving his arms to find his way as his eyes are covered with a blindfold decorated with wide pikmin eyes and a blue pikmin sprout with a green leaf on top

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

Zoo part 2 with Ooter - back to Zoochosis (hopefully this time with internet) and the shoulder zoo is growing 👀
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2

Me looking at a plush otter with a red starfish sitting on my shoulder

Me, again with a plush otter on one shoulder, now looking at the other shoulder where a second plush otter and a plush Keroppi the frog have appeared

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 4d

Otter: Let’s go to the zoo!
Me: Aww, we got engaged there 🥰
Otter: Yes, but this time there’s horror and murder and Zoochosis, UwU
Me: Help 👀
Otter: And we’re making it have extra chaos 🎉
@stream alerts
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2

Otter in blue jeans and a dark shirt, on one knee proposing to Monkey in a pink shirt over a blue tank top at San Diego Zoo

Monkey now in the same pink shirt over a dark blue tank top being attacked by a (not so) vicious otter - Twerkly the plush otter sitting on his shoulder

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

I’m back… to SF with Ooter after twitchcon - for a split fictional finale?!
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2

Me wearing a yellow Devolver Digital t-shirt featuring a cartoon of Volvy, the Devolver mascot, under an arch resembling the archway entrance to the Gaslamp District in San Diego

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

But if butt

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 8d

Work is evil! BAN WORK! Also ban rent and capitalism in general, please and thank you

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FilmOtter @filmotter.bsky.social · 10d

Look! @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social and I went to the San Diego Zoo and found the exact same spot we got engaged last year.

Right between the otters and monkeys. 🦦💖🐒

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 11d

You ever get WET?

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Shane O'Neal (FauxRetro) @fauxretro.bsky.social · Aug 10

My writing portfolio site is up and running!

Check me out and consider me for your next game project - I'd love to help bring your stories and characters to life!

www.shaneonealwrites.com

Shane O'Neal

www.shaneonealwrites.com

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 12d

Because I’m terrible at remembering to take photos or post them when I do … 🤦‍♂️

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FilmOtter @filmotter.bsky.social · 13d

Yoooo, the Firekeepers meet-up at TwitchCon was LIT!

And please clap, because I got over my anxiety and made some new friends. 🥰

(ft @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social @tissarahbarah.bsky.social @cinnaminnt.bsky.social @jenisonline.bsky.social + a ton more!)

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 13d

Sul sul from the Sims at TwitchCon! #TheSimsTCSD

Me in a red shirt at TwitchCon. Behind me is a screen showing the Sims with a neon sign above reading “Sul sul”

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 14d

Vhen vill Miltank valk ze runvay tvice?

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FilmOtter @filmotter.bsky.social · 14d

Monkey and I contributed to the Lego wall at TwitchCon today. Tiles 40 and 622 represent! 😅

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 15d

Merry birthdaymas! 🎂🥳🎉

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 15d

That sounds like an average Tuesday for me 🤷‍♂️

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

His and his matching shirts - we are in fact *extremely* gay fiancés 😆

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

Last stream with Ooter before twitchcon - splitting even more fictions
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2

Me and Otter wearing matching blue shirts with a print of potted plants and black cats hiding between them. I’m sitting on a chair, Otter is behind me on a couch being a menace

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Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 19d

This is Otter’s getaway plan after busting out of Alcatraz

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 20d

I’m with Otter, the attack is included with the picnic automatically

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 21d

I am in the Murica… streaming with an Ooter
www.twitch.tv/filmotter2

FilmOtter @filmotter.bsky.social · 21d

He's right next to me, isn't he? Well then I guess we better stream and raise some more money for our TwitchCon trip!

@puzzledmonkey.bsky.social and I are splitting our fictions!

twitch.tv/filmotter2

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 21d

😜

Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · 22d

I may not have my luggage, but I’ve had a haircut so I can look pretty 😆

Me after a haircut and beard trim, looking substantially less scruffy than usual in the Castro