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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 17h

Heard of it thanks to the Night of the Living Cat anime, the manga is better, but that ep slaps

Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 17h

Whelp I’m obsessed with this song. Perfect for punk goons.

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WANIMA 「Matatabi」OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO - アニメ『ニャイト・オブ・ザ・リビングキャット』EDテーマ

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 20h

Every nerve enflamed with pleasure. Every brain cell filled with porn, cum, and desire. Moaning to don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop. But then it stops. A void builds as your nerves are still but tingle for more! More! MORE! Then you see me and my cock. You whine to be filled again.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 21h

Shhhhh. Who told you to have thoughts? Back into the pits you go. Need to set a reminder to refresh your program. Now now, you’re going to have a nice long inhale as my scent clouds that mind again. There we go and exhale. Inhale. Feel those worries tighten. Exhale. And sink into your relaxation.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 1d

Just wanna mind break you to a cum brained goon. Filling you with cock and toys, thrusting and vibrating for hours, days, weeks till your brain and nerves are stuck in horny mood.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 6d

Gurl that eagle player is clearly wearing a jock and I’m living

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 8d

There’s so much to love about one’s body. From curves to hair to everything inbetween. Life’s too short to not love.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 9d

Gurl the football be crazy this year. Teams winning team losing teams getting upsets. It’s chaos this season

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 9d

Beware the fox for he full of tricks. That will lead you down a path of pleasure you cannot resist. Come down my hole and we’ll dance merrily and gay. In my forest you’ll have nothing to be a shamed.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 9d

I’m still wrapping my head over the hundreds of people that went missing. Did they return or are they dead?

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 10d

*plap plap plap plap plap* Kaaaaaaa *plap plap plap plap plap* moooorrreeee *plap plap plap plap plap* haaaarrrddderrr *plap plap plap plap plap* pleeeeaaaassseeeeeeeeee *plap plap plap plap plap THRUST pump pump pump*

Such a needy slut you've become, Bagheera. My cum gooner.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 10d

Good doll. *two fingers stretching your lips* love when you’re smiling from both lips. *kisses you deep* just wanna fill you up. *cock throbbing between your girlhood*

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 10d

Good gurl. Let those worries leak out and my fingers in. Tickle tickle tickle.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 10d

Good gurl. You’ll look good in a dress. In leather. In underwear and pants. So many options

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 10d

Now repeat after me. I’m a dolly gurl. In a dolly world. Stiff as plastic. It’s fantastic. You can brush my hair. Dress me everywhere. Imagination. Your dolly as you made me.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 10d

*hug* shhh it’s ok sweetie. No more thoughts today. *gropes* just happy pleasures today.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 10d

Drone loves his new undies. Drone will share to the world. Drone’s life is now complete with these soft, sensual, mmmm please Master, drone has not cummed in soooo long ⚡️⚡️⚡️😵‍💫 Drone is happy. Drone loves briefs. Drone is master to command.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 10d

Ain’t no one disrespect my boy!

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 11d

I’ve been thinking honking the same with you. These balls ain’t gonna huff themselves

Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 12d

There’s just something of the black and pink that brings out my naughty slut. Well what are you waiting for? Get comfortable.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 12d

Sniiiffff. Woodsy. Sssssnnnniiiiiifffff. With a hint of slobber. Snnnniffffffff. And a bourbon after scent.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 12d

Fuck, mind broken Rocket is such a turn on. Wonder what methods were used, how long did he resist, and that moment of acceptance. Mmm

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 13d

There’s something mesmerizing about a jockstrap. The way it wraps around my body, drawing your eyes in to follow every sway. From front to back. Just wanna sink into its simple yet elegant design. Can’t escape the jockstrap invading your mind. I can see you Gooning. Go on, let me make you cum.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 14d

My dear Bagheera, now dat that meddlesome mancub is gone, shall we continue where we left off? Oh don’t act so embarrassed. I saw what was underneath all the pompous erudite. A needy, lusty, pent up animal in need to let his seed flow and let nature control his mind. So, both eyes please.

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Uncle Kaa 🐍 Your Favorite Coach🏈 @pupmatthias.bsky.social · 14d

God bagheera Kaa porn always gets me going

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