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@punzer.bsky.social

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crabby run goon, things of that nature. if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa. anti-capital collectivism (communist) head of the good monster / run time industrial complex. 📍PDX pfp: @sammy.studio

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Nov 10

new people are following me:

fuck the police
fuck the democrats
fuck liberals
fuck white people
fuck america
fuck borders l
fuck the troops
fuck the military
fuck the courts
fuck the law
fuck men
fuck the artist
fuck the art
fuck gender
fuck the nuclear family
fuck chocolate chip cookies
fuck RHCP

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 10m

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Bowling For Soup - 1985

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 10m

alternating between Stacy's Mom and 1985 with tears in my eyes

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Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom (Official Music Video)

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 13m

not me: my hater-ation will stay fused to the very core of my heart, where it will remain consistent, petty, and diamond hard

soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 21m

i an undertaking a lifelong project to remove hatred from my heart. lars von trier will be the absolute final boss of this effort

Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 19m

dear cougars:

thank you

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 2h

run time

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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 12h

So like, is the manosphere just one giant slimepool of lead psychosis?

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13h

nearly all the plant-based products we tested had elevated lead levels: vegan powders had 9x as much lead as dairy and 2x as much as beef

though dairy-based powders had the lowest levels, half were still too contaminated for safe daily use

you may be asking: how could this be? well...

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 2h

I forget every now and then myself; nobody is too big for a recertification imho

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 4h

lmao. I was drinking a handle of 190 proof a week and 2+ monsters a day while running 12+ miles a day.
did that for years lol.

wait so that's what happened fuck...

“reba” @reba.bsky.social · May 23

"im drinking an insane amount of grain alcohol and monster energy every day. some sort of chemical reaction between the two is making me get high"

Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 7h

Kerry, hello,,

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 15h

Teck Noir

A closeup of a teck deck toy skateboard being "ridden" and kicked up by two fingers in black and white

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 15h

let the onion buy the whole operation in six months for pennies lol

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 15h

So, you know how you bought Infowars, right?

Well what if...

Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 17h

good monster run monster

Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d

run time

Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d

talk about confederacy of dunces lmao

Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d

Hudson Hicks Goreman Vazquez Drake Apone Frost and I don't know if you count Bishop

it's in my dna

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d

This is a Tracey Walter stan account

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Oct 19

Tracey Walter is, to me, the most iconic henchman of all time. He's set the standard. Not too into the bit, not too big to refuse to wear the getup, has a face made to scowl and grin with equal parts worminess and menace, Bob The Goon is the kind of team player that wins championships

some guy in clown makeup, standing next to the fucking icon Tracey Walter's Bob The Goon.

Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d

I can tell that's drowning pool because the bassist had that shaved head + ponytail in the back that a few guys did.
Like the bassist from Texas Hippie Coalition (do not listen)