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Puddle Oops
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type designer, famously said to be illiterate xotype.co 📍chicago
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sometimes I’m very proud to see people using Big Shoulders the way I envisioned
Chicago forever
this is only funny if you don’t know Mom hallucinates on the reg but WHAT you hallucinate is ALL ABOUT YOU and so I can still criticize it
like I hope for your sake you could draw that clock
girl this is a test for baseline dementia markers not an IQ test but if that’s what they told you to make you take it then fine
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
I’m honestly delighted at the number of Jewel Thieves I’m seeing this Halloween
the neighbors have a couple of flickering flame LED torches out for Halloween

my mother saw them & whispered “there’s witches out in them fields” and I’m like COULD YOU BE ANY MORE APPALACHIAN
it’s such a mess

I keep finding new interface disasters and operations that don’t complete
why is literally everything in the new iOS and MacOS a gigantic pill shape, who sat in on this fuckass user testing session
this currently only works on music/playlists in your library because I guess Apple broke something in Music

(which is shocking, I know)

but it works in your New Music playlist and that's fine for me
hardcore Apple Music users: you can train your algo based on whatever's playing, from any app, with ❤️/👎🏻

this adds ❤️/👎🏻 global keyboard shortcuts so you get judgy while Music's in the background

you never have to leave what you're doing

gist.github.com/plmcgrn/5d90...
Setting favorite/suggest less keyboard shortcuts in Apple Music for Mac
Setting favorite/suggest less keyboard shortcuts in Apple Music for Mac - Apple_Music_Up_Downvote_Shortcuts.md
gist.github.com
mortifying

she’s willing to cut out an identity as important as trans folk, then where’s her *actual* line in the sand

and has she been pandering to gay audiences the whole time
watching this season’s crop of new chicagoan transplants from CA going “oh it’s like COLD cold” yes girl take off that puffer and grow some brown fat around those tender innards
gm to her watching her shows
studio production notes are my catnip

I wanna know why you doubled the vocals with two takes instead of digitally

how the attack in your strings attack got made

the room you found with acoustics perfect for the piano part

etc etc
for me it’s more about clawing my hand over the entire top of a a beverage and sipping through the straw while I’m looking over it at the person I’m embezzling from, or whatever
the giant coffee I would bring to watch that
or maybe Is It Actually Researched Or Is It Op-Ed Written By An Academic
that will be the title of my first Guardian column
Are You Sharing Relevant Articles or Are You Just Spewing Paranoia Onto Main
my mother’s life has been an extreme case of this nonsense; her end of life paralyzing palsy is literally the result of a mind untrained in working with the rest of itself
cat people with older cats: I just figured out older ones can get out-competed for food

give them a private room to eat away from younger cats

Goldie just gained a solid pound back in two weeks because she’s been eating privately
started a rewatch of The Haunting of Hill House and it is still top tier
this started happening in SO MANY chicago back yards during the pandemic and it’s stuck around

now I love walking down any old street and seeing what people and their friends are watching on the garage wall screen
I just heard Corpse Bride music playing super loud while I was walking down the street so I opened a random door in the building, climbed up some stairs and found parking garage rooftop Corpse Bride
current decor at Delilah’s upstairs