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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 9h

lol we are in a civil war now

San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 10h

Newsom’s office told the Los Angeles Times that it has received reports that the White House is directing a plan to use Navy ships off the California coast to fire missiles into Camp Pendleton.

Newsom rips into Trump celebration plan to fire missiles over California’s I-5 freeway

Newsom’s office told the Los Angeles Times that it has received reports that the White House is directing a plan to use Navy ships off the California coast to fire missiles into Camp Pendleton.

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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 10h

One more PSL post because I can't resist: Apparently Tori Amos was a pumpkin spice latte innovator in 1994! And specifically contrasted it to the drinks at Starbucks.

Tori Amos has an idea.

But not an idea for a song-a new drink. Returning to Seattle for her second-visit this year, Amos is eager to find an audience for her latest experi-ment in beverage concoction. "You have all your Starbucks things," she says. "Wett, I have one that tastes like pumpkin ple: It's my own invention; it's my contribution to Halloween. A little witch warmer!"

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Amos more ardent fans would probably say she hardly needs to resort to creating pumpkin lattes to bewitch a crowd. The emotive singer/songwriter's first solo album, .1992's Little Earth

quakes might not have been a com

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 10h

any movie with jeff bezos in it is not canon

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 10h

oh come on

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 11h

did they put human lungs into the robot or did they build a robot around the lungs?? I DO NOT ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW I SIMPLY PREFER THE TERROR OF WONDERING

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 11h

is this another guy who just happened to be named jeff bezos or…

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 11h

strange new feelings have awoken with in me

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 11h

So I tell you what food I want and then you bring me that food and then I give you money? Is this a Ponzi scheme?

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teeb @boneccrone.bsky.social · Oct 17

These welcome posts are like when you go to a restaurant and the server says "Have you been here before? No? Well let me tell you a bit about how we do things here." and it's exactly the same way every restaurant has operated since the beginning of time

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 12h

Miami Sounding Machine

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 12h

my own rice of purple

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · Jun 20

Soon I will perfect my race of super atomic reply guys and then I will rule the world!

Bela Lugosi in Bride of the Monster revealing his plan for world domination

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Evelyn "Cheeky Ginger" @cheekyginger.bsky.social · Mar 31

If America dies, her epitaph will read, "They wanted whiteness more than they wanted a country."

No wonder so many of you still socialize with your GOP families and friends: you think they sort of have a point.

You tell Black people to set race aside while clinging desperately to it yourselves.

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 12h

I never played that one perhaps because I’ve been hurt by Kirby 64.

Also I live in perpetual fear that Kirby will travel in time, meet himself, eat himself, and the world will end.

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 12h

Kirby 64 is bad and I don't care who knows it.

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Maddi @matte-gender.bsky.social · 13h

one of the rare true blessings of the internet is that it revealed the reality of the rich to us all

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 12h

Because there hasn’t been a good Kirby game since Super Nintendo. This is part of Kirby’s charm, and curse.

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 12h

Yes. It is not the right that has evolved. It’s liberals’ ability to identify racism has become slightly enhanced, but not enhanced enough that they’re going to do anything about it or interrogate the white supremacy inherent to America.

Communists saw Morning In America for exactly what it was.

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 13h

At the time people saw the cryptonazis for exactly what they were. Rush Limbaugh was parodied in Videodrome by giving him a slightly more Nazi patina than he already had. The Blues Brothers made the cops literal Nazis and that was a mainstream movie. People knew exactly what was going on.

The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 13h

Pat Buchanan and William F. Buckley were on PBS every week. They’re both Nazis. (But if you call them Nazis they’ll call you a slur and threaten to punch you on live television, which is totally not a thing a Nazi would ever do right?)

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 13h

or actually more like how the CIA works, they don’t brainwash anybody they just find people who already agree with them or who can be ignorant tools and throw money at them

The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 13h

it is in fact so cheap that i wonder if the bribes are sometimes just plausible deniability. I have to do the bad thing because I won’t have funds otherwise!

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 13h

Um, LA County has declared a State Of Emergency due to ICE. Um, this civil war is starting isn’t it…

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 13h

that interview with cory booker where the reporter was like “what about the eight hundred thousand dollars from AIPAC?” and he laughs and says that eight hundred thousand dollars is nothing to a guy like him, yeah, um, maybe that’s a problem?

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The Psychic Tides @psychictides.bsky.social · 13h

If YouTube is down how will I watch my Jan Terri videos?

Worst music video ever

YouTube video by Ryan Rowland

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