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Shhh, he can hear you. #hesgonnaflyaway #doggroomer #doggrooming

Another spoopy Halloween babe. #art #pinup #demongirlfriend #halloween

TW : ferocious animal attack. #leanansidhe #specialneedscat #cat

It’s spoopy season! #art #halloween #pinup #tattoos #spoopyseason

She’s so pretty #leanansidhe #specialneedscat

Rafael is so desperate for Texas to have another natural disaster so he can go on vacation

Trying something new out with a different brush for line art. #art #zombie #tattoos #sailormoon

He is done with my shit. #doggroomer #doggrooming #goldenretriever

She’s got that good ‘nip. 🥖🥖🥖 #leanansidhe #cat #specialneedscat

I love this little zombie lady. #myart #zombie #pinup #halloween #tattoos

This is all I care about now. #doggroomer #frenchbulldog

She’s just so polite. #leanansidhe #cat #specialneedscat

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Is this something? #art #wip #poodles

Dang y’all, they may be on to something. I took Tylenol while pregnant, and my kid does have #autism! The fact that I have a drawer full of special forks in the kitchen that only I can use and can’t eat without, and I’ll throw up if fabric touches my feet is totally unrelated! #donttouchmyforks

It is forbidden to touch the beans. #leanansidhe #cat #specialneedscat #threelegsandcommitingfelonies

He has never experienced a thought in his life. #goldenretriever #doggroomer #dogs

Gonna make this one in to a sticker. #art #tattoos #digitalart #halloween

I still have no idea how this works. Is it like the tweeter? Do I holler out my weird thoughts into the void? I’ve got some. Like if you start out a recipe by telling me it’s a quick easy weeknight meal and then the first step is “proof yeast” that should be punishable with jail time. #microwaveonly

I angered her by *checks notes* climbing into my own bed. That I own. #girlyouwannapayabillorsomething #cat

A little Larry for y’all. #raccoon #alien #cryptid #cryptozoology #trashpanda #art

I have no idea how this works #helpmeimold #art #zombie #pinup