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President Goku 🌐
@presidentgoku.bsky.social
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the legendary super statesman twitter: @president_goku not a parody account. just an angry lib in Idaho
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 4h
I do think the Bolton thing pushed a lot of the AEI and Reason people from "but what about the woke left" to "this may be worse than woke," but the more polarized culture warriors have dug in even deeper. They're sounding especially deranged lately
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 6h
could be worse than being a bad boy for resist lib wine moms
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 7h
he looks like mark cuban's wario
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 8h
that's what gavin newsom did
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 9h
they have more important things to do than fight
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 10h
immediately become the median voter with this one simple trick
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 11h
so they're all nazis with lead poisoning
a flork explaining something with a look of mild exasperation. florks are weird little neckless stick figures that became popular during the russian invasion of ukraine, likely due to their natural conveyance of postironic contradiction. they are simple and dumb, yet still capable of witnessing and condemning the plain horrors that so many self-styled great thinkers cannot acknowledge as fact, and they can do so with a kind of implicitly self-deprecating humor that portrays humility
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h
they're not even bothering to identify the _organization_????
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h
the knowledge has always been there, deep down. we can see its shadows on the cave wall
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h
keep talking like that and they'll put you in charge of the unemployment numbers
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h
consumer reports is our strongest soldier in the fight against lead poisoning
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13h
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h
they...they covered it?
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h
sitting down with a therapist who immediately pours a glass of scotch and starts mumbling about how systemically fucked you are
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h
applauding my boss for giving me shit jobs and calling me fat while refusing to pay me
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 14h
dan wang's label of "the lawyerly society" is great at capturing this tendency
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 15h
fed behavior
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 15h
making no kings 'problematic' is fed behavior, pass it on
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 15h
hopefully our information environment is too hard to control before midterms. nazis and soviets had everything locked down almost as a first order of business
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 15h
please god let le wokisme include free trade at the end of this
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 15h
like the posts where the correct one is the nicest and the wrong one is the most humble. it will bring balance to your qi
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 22h
raytheon made the first commercial microwaves in 1947. they repurposed radar manufacturing infra that was no longer needed after WW2. atompunk ass time period
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 23h
we eat breakfast for dinner
we eat blt for second dinner
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 23h
+1 for player hating
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 23h
i will no longer measure with ft and in, but with pi and po
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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 23h
federalism is doing us a lot of favors right now
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