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@pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social

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🔞🔞 MDNI 🔞🔞 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇭🇹🇺🇦 it/its trans man, 23yo, adhd 🇳🇿 aotearoa / nzl (utc +13) 🥝 freak shit, sfw and rabbitholes for CoD down to yap & comments are appreciated anti-ai 😒 WIP count: 29 https://archiveofourown.org/users/pregnantmanemoji/pseuds/pregnantmanemoji

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 2h

👀👀👀 i'll have to keep my eyes peeled

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 4h

yes yessssss >:)

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 4h

i will celebrate the oncoming surge of your gay little thoughts, and you'll forever rue the day you threw allegations my way /j

i curse thee to a x2 of everything

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 5h

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 5h

fully-fledged oc, just for a trans man dick joke? what then??

also also i want to make a guy that wears a sack on his head 🤷‍♂️ he's a normal guy, just wears a bag
yous don't need a badass mask all the time, put that man's head in a sack

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 5h

#codmw2 #codoc #militaryoc
desperately withstanding the silly urges to make a former nzsas oc, just for his callsign to be micro, despite being tall🧍‍♂️
someone asks why, and they get a resigned "smallest on the team", all while standing taller than said team.
and what if i spend hours creating a —

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 5h

THIS IS AMAZING

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 5h

not the movie logic of calling from 2 metres away, without them hearing lmaooo
i love this 🤌🤌

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 6h

rubs hands together evilly

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 15h

this is so good, i had to scroll through pinterest to calm down

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 16h

god, he'd be the worst /pc
he's all "why would you ever let a drunk man climb??" unwilling to hear out that literally no one wanted him to. no one dared him, not even a suggestion, and actively avoiding mentioning specific objects near him ⚰️

he's too attractive, he's gotta be stopped

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 16h

i'm glad you gave it a go, mate, it turned out wonderfully 🥰🫂
very fun, there's so much potential 👀

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 16h

legitimately one of the comfiest sitting positions. if it wasn't for gravity and blood needing to go places, i'd exclusively relax like this 😤

this is chef's kiss, happy belated womb exit!!

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 17h

i could see him being aggressively into climbing, in general, when drunk.
he's not a fun drunk once he passes a certain threshold, and he WILL ruin your night arguing that he's good at climbing, and trying to do parkour

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 17h

i flip between those two opposites (loving or hating their family), with all cod characters lmaoo
both. both is good

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 17h

absolutely obsessed with this omfg
i never knew i needed this ship

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 18h

accent — as my price doesn't have a great relationship with his family, and hadn't visited since he was 16, only returning to the house once his parents passed, just to repair it

choosing clun specifically for jaspers is hilarious, i dig it

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 18h

glad you liked it 😌
i know very little about england, but from what i could find on wiki, i chose ross-on-wye for being a market town and near the welsh border.
fits my headcanons for his childhood, and having bits of an english rhotic accent with welsh influences, though he's lost most of the —

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 19h

these things, but i like to think his newfound kinship with trans man soap would help ease his perspective of certain things
i love whump/angst too much, i fear hhhh

i'm not too big into a/b/o, but i'll have to check your stuff out 🥰🫂

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 19h

i find that the "less is more" quote applies really well to this. something as "simple" as using a person's morals against them, to condition a certain goal, can be way more horrifying than a lot of violence
gender and body expectations definitely wouldn't help ghost's recovery from either of —

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 1d

"his gas supply is getting low. he knows this." SCREAMSSS

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 1d

obsessed with this

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 1d

we all cheer and scream 🥰🫂🕺

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pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 1d

even off the field.
he wonders why they haven't used it for anyone else yet; maybe they're testing it out on him first?

pathetic man enjoyer 👯 @pregnantmanemoji.bsky.social · 1d

commands while their hands were busy.
confused, but temporarily calmed by the loose logic, he went back to practicing the commands over and over, until the different whistles and their meanings were instinctual.

now with only a whistle, soap finds himself falling in line behind his superiors, —

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