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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty

@poutinedefender.bsky.social

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I LOVE CANADA AND I LOVE POUTINE. I WILL DEFEND CANADA WITH MEMES ! If you find it true, well, that is because evil exists and can be funny. J’AIME LE CANADA ET J’AIME LA POUTINE. JE DÉFENDRAI LE CANADA AVEC DES MÈMES !

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 12

So apparently, British politician Ed Davey just threw a full-on poutine party and declared himself Canada’s official hype man against Trump’s tariffs. He literally burst through a Canadian flag at a pub, chowed down on BeaverTails, and demanded the U.K. stand with us. 🇨🇦🍁

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · 4d

I’m gonna be a good amastodor, boys. Trevor told me all about this MAGA shit — I don’t really pay attention to that, but I think I get it. They just wanna be left alone to eat their cheese. Not much different than us up here.#Pete Hoekstra Ambassador
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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Apr 10

I will leave this here

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Apr 9

MAPLE MAGA, Carney, Canada votes PP TRUMP MAGA

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Apr 9

Clean your room.
Sort yourself out.
But first… mortgage your house for anxiety meds.
#JordanPeterson #Satire #MemeCanada #HealthcareFail #AmericanHealthcare #Benzodiazepines #PharmaPain #CleanYourRoom #BlueskyMeme

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Apr 9

Maple MAGA when they realize they qualify for the Canadian Dental Plan:
🦷 “Wait… free dental is… good?”
Turns out socialism hits different when it fixes your molars.
#CanadianDentalPlan #MapleMAGA #Satire #CDCP #HealthcareMeme #DentalCare #OopsSocialism #CanadaPolitics #BlueskyMeme

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Apr 9

Sued his mom’s estate.
Moved to the U.S. for tax breaks.
Still wants to run Canada.
👀 Family values, Kevin-style.
#KevinOLeary #MapleTrialto #CanadianPolitics #Satire #MemeCanada

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Apr 9

billionaires .. maybe. ? murderbot maybe ? Google maybe. ? IRS ?

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 27

Sad as f. We had a good thing.

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 24

This is how sad some Canadian Nazis are.

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 22

Mr dress up ! Channel 9

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 22

MAGAgina pierre poilievre march carney Canada maple maga

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 21

cool new Saab made Canadian F-47 jet. No MAGA software updates or kill switches.

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 21

SIM CITY REVERSE - Dismantle the USA, wreck trade partners, tank the market, and sell it all to billionaires.”

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 20

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 20

Terry Fox has more heart in his metal leg than all MAGA combine. A true Survivor.

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 19

You can have these guys

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 19

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 18

Yes bring the bible up. Ok

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 18

Flag Flag, everywhere a flag.

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 17

I think it does. Makes you feel entitled and live in a cowardly fear about losing it and addiction where you can't get enough.

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 17

don't these evil biilionaries with kids and grandkids and giant resorts and stuff just wake up one day and wonder why they are so miserable all the time and just want to forgive forget and do something nice for a change ?

Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 16

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 16

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 15

caterday Cats Caterday !

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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty @poutinedefender.bsky.social · Mar 15

mushy peas and poutine !

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