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sensitive baby trash mouth

@potatohands.bsky.social

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real housewife of the cascadia subduction zone toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world transphobes: eat shit and die

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · May 17

Poodles are the minivans of dogs. They’re so great and would meet a lot people’s needs but they aren’t “cool”

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1h

Been craving pb cookies for days and these hit the spot sallysbakingaddiction.com/soft-peanut-...

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These are the softest peanut butter cookies! You need just 9 ingredients and the dough can be adapted to make different variations.

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1h

It looks to me like vinyl decals still attached to the backing paper. Someone’s going ham with the cricut!!!!

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1h

Oops I made cookies and then I ate too many cookies

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 8h

I’m thinking of putting them above the picture rail in our bedroom, they give such a nice extra glow

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 8h

Yesssss

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 9h

Don’t get SAD, get mad [with power and install extra lights all over your house]

3 boxes of warm white LED strip lights that will definitely fix my seasonal affective bullshit

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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 22h

The lesson here is have good principles and stand on them. Stand for something that isn't power!

esti @estibass.com · Jun 25

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 22h

Sucks to suck!!!!!!!!!

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 22h

oh hell yeah

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1d

I will prob delete this post soon because I understand that it’s a bit tone deaf to celebrate it rn with everything else going on in the world and i dont want the bsky rando brigade coming for me

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1d

Idk I have some octogenarian friends and they havent aged out at ALL

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1d

I was BORN to loof

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1d

11yo: “I HATE figurative language” lmao

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1d

I made crispy chickpeas seasoned with ranch mix and a shit ton of dill, a la the oyster cracker snacks of my youth, and they’re SO GOOD

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 2d

I had three big stressful things today and they all went well but upon completing the third one I got SO hungry and nauseated and sweaty that I housed two lunches’ worth of food and fell asleep for an hour

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 2d

Incredible! Happy birthday!

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you poop enablers 🙏

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 2d

Listen, I'll start right this minute if it'll help

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 2d

@swoonganz.medsky.social my doc recommends colace after my surgery. I know you say it’s useless - what would be a good alternative? post surgery constipation fucks me uppppp

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 2d

might fuck around and drink like a LOT of caffeine today

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 2d

Update as the offers roll in 💅

You did such a good job prepping the house and did all the right things over the years AND they all LOVE the pink exterior so much. Honestly it's so refreshing to how much it's resonated with people, I love it!

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 2d

How is it 5:54
It feels like it’s 700 PM

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 3d

I wish teleportation were real so I could just press a button and zap the gunk off my teeth!!!!!

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 3d

“Rec room for sleepovers” was on our househunting wish list and now I’ve got a basement full of tweens 🥹

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 3d

So nice that my kids are “sleepover in the basement, parents don’t care if they have junk food” age

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