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Judge Fedd

@porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social

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400+ pounds of sentient bear hug. 40, He/him. Trans rights, free Palestine, Black Lives Matter. 🏳️‍🌈 🔞

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 11h

It appears to be a large stack of beef 😮‍💨

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

…C-coming…

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

This is absolutely the kind of child I was.

…And also the kind of adult I am tbh

Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 13d

🤓

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

I’m pretty sure I’ve used this in response to you before and I hate to be a broken record but you keep making it relevant 🫠

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Brick Wall @brickbythefoot.bsky.social · 1d

It’s Tuesday

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah they’re right here *flexes* 🤣

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

A *forklift* would need some help lifting that thing

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 1d

A smaller, more diminutive blob. A blobito, if you will

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

I mean give me half a chance and the smart money is that I’ll be saying it into your overhang and not to your face 😏

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

Don’t threaten me with (the inability to self-perform) a good time 🥴

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

Bring. It. On.

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

This counts and please do so immediately 🥴

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

I can…with, uh, shall we say, some difficulty

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

That’s funny, I’ve said the same thing under my breath in response to every one of your jocktober posts 🫣

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

Now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about 🥵

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

…hornily? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

Beloved, you could bounce a teacup off this thing for crying out loud

Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 7d

This is such an important and uplifting update 🤩

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Brick Wall @brickbythefoot.bsky.social · 8d

Was bored on my flight yesterday and ended up finding tons of selfies that I never ended up posting, so that’s what I’ll probably be doing for a bit lol

Man showing off his favorite pair of underwear

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8d

No thank you I do not need more Challenges™️ at the moment

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8d

Omg is THIS why I have such small tits?! I’m not neurodivergent enough?!

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8d

A fat pad feature? On Tummy Tuesday and NOT Fatboy Friday?! My god I really have no respect for internet custom, do I. It would be terrible if you bullied me about it, I’d sure hate that 👀👉👈

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The Krekory @hhkrek.bsky.social · 9d

Back to the regularly scheduled beefy gym pics 🥩🥩

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Dragontzin Ⓥ @dragontzin.bsky.social · 9d

AI has a very skewed view of what “sexy” is anyway! All bodies are beautiful!!

Imagine if Tony actually ate his product…

#fatfur #FatFurs

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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 8d

My god I had forgotten 💀💀

My favorite thing about much squad, though, is when they keep reading press releases that come from the same person over and over and are constantly unhinged. Like I don’t know who Dave Skenna (sp?) is, but I FEEL like I do because of how often he comes up 😂