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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 3h

ozempic?

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 51m

How is that a joke? Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 57m

"Marco, the vagina is up here"

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 59m

Here is Sweden we always eat tacos on Friday, so this concept it confusing to us Swedes. Hey, nothing wrong with having tacos twice a week, being a dual citizen.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 1h

What is this, the statue of shittery?

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 1h

I tried one of the basic Bordeaux ones yesterday, and while obviously overaged, it was quite drinkable. The sediment amount was redonk, some of the color was gone, but overall aroma and taste was not as bad as expected.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 1h

I am so encouraged by Portland keeping it weird and standing up to fascism. #frogpower #libertypdx #isuckatgraphicdesign

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 1h

I think most of us know how the world will remember Trump. Most will consider him the worst US president in history, but there will be some that have fond memories of how he enabled a genocide and turned the military against his own citizens. I won't be one of those people, but your YMMV.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 1h

LOL. It was really quite a show. Never seen anyone been this disrespectful to congress, and I've seen a lot of hearings.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 1h

Maybe we can recycle him into toilet paper.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 1h

I think it's the one, no?

www.congress.gov/bill/118th-c....

www.congress.gov

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 10h

You are so correct.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 10h

Having money and being a child molester?

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah the logic is pretty basic.

Anything bad happens - Biden's fault.
Anything good happens - Trump did that.

I guess that's the perk of having your own cult.

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 16h

Get well soon!

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 16h

Perfect image for Mt. Bushmore.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 16h

I'm dying. Well done.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 16h

No means no, fartface. The voters already rejected you in the primaries, and now you cropping back up like a bad case of the herp. Have some self-respect; your corrupt family's reign is over.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 17h

We are decedents of black people, and if you are to believe the Bible and that God created man in his own image... God must be black.

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 19h

Not if you wash your hands first.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 19h

Clearly still fucking.

porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 19h

I am! Do I detect a hint of cinnamon?

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 19h

I don't want to a petty little bitch, but also worth noting.

1. The "deal" is the exact deal Biden proposed 10 months ago.
2. Trump told Bibi to kill the deal so it wouldn't help Harris and help Bibi stay out of jail.
3. Keep selling weapons to Israel.

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 19h

Almost too precious to drink! Thank you, Penny!

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porkbaron.bsky.social @porkbaron.bsky.social · 20h

I want one too!

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