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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt

@porkazard.bsky.social

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A big large walrus in a super hero costume. Or a short large human in wrestling gear. Very cuddly. He / Him - Fat - Mid 40s - Canada. Check out Bears in Games Neo on YouTube!

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · May 27

Rarrs now available in purple.

A large fat man with a grey beard on all fours in a shiny purple body suit.

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 53m

that pup is built like me!

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1h

big beefums doin' sloppy kissins

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 11h

I'm such a big fan of big sloppy tongues kissing / about to kiss. I love this!

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RubberBuns 🔜 MFF @rubberbuns.bsky.social · 11h

"The recently symbioted might behave shy or sligthly withdrawn with his friends.
It's very important to show them you support him and his new lifestyle.
Kiss your symbioted bro today."

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 13h

(I may be a bit older haha)

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1d

awww! I know that feeling well. This was that guy for me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=946c...

Ziploc Freezer bags [Dom Deluise] (1986)

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1d

haha in what sense?

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1d

I still haven't got to propose to that guy from that one World of Warcraft commercial yet

A large man on a bus giving himself some kind of World of Warcraft tattoo

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1d

uh oh! What would happen to Rambler??

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

oh wow, I didn't notice the ChoroQ - is that crazy expensive? I've never seen it in the wild

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

funnily enough I was playing my digital backwards compatible version on 360 earlier this week :)

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

Burnout 3 is one of my favourite games ever

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

that's... quite some incredible pump, meatball

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

haha I am also this type of Papa

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

aw I was eating that

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

dang, you fill them up quite magestically

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

That's always fun too!

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

Very cute briefs!

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

oooo, a large friend in a singlet!

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

So soft and smooth!

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

uh oh, my smoochometer is going off, it looks like you're experiencing elevated levels of smoochability

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 3d

Nooooo

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 3d

I took this trying to emulate a buddy's bigger city profile picture.

A fat plane bearded hairy guy standing in a hotel bathroom looking at a phone. He's wearing a Wario hat

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 3d

I mean you're hunky and huge and frankly I'd enjoy admiring all that for hours.