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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · Apr 28

if you're lookin' to futamax and shoot not just ropes but marine mooring lines, here is the "cumstack":

1000mg of L-Arginine 2x Per day
100mg of Pygeum 2x Per day
15 mg of zinc daily (optional)
1200mg of Sunflower lecithin 2x per day
200mcg of selenium 2x per day

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 37m

I should mention there’s a few panels of her remembering her parents physical abuse as a helpless child, extremely gory murder, and lots of sex including het sex. So it’s like a grindhouse film.

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 58m

chainsaw man crazy good this week

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1h

At least one World Rally Championship Group B driver said the car was so powerful that they lost the ability to see in color. Such was the mental and physical strain of driving the machine.

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 2h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 2h

Ah, so it was his one neck rep 8 years ago

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 2h

Huh this picture was captioned with him when I looked it up yesterday, but maybe it’s wrong

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 2h

That’s why he needs the exercise

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 2h

"breakneck speeds" is quite literal at the peak of motorsport, with F1 Drivers experiencing up to 6Gs of lateral acceleration in snap corners. This requires powerful necks and they have to exercise to endure the machine

Spanish racecar driver Carlos Sainz Jr. training his neck, lying on his side in the gym with a plastic band over his face with a set of weights chained to it.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 2h

the bird people of bird mountain shouldn’t have asked us to do something about the lizardmen of the valley if they didn’t want to smell charbroiled lizard villages atop their ivory tower

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 3h

I think our DM, who had 2 combat oriented parties on this island, had gotten used to us as the wacky talk things out party. So when he gave us the combat challenge, he was shocked at the scorched earth, no holds barred combat we did. To his credit, he rolled with it as we burnt half the island.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 4h

and last year i was the value consumer buying appliances so it just became a, give me the cheapest one from a name brand but with the least amount of features that can go wrong.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 4h

Btw, you can buy a washing machine from Bosch, Miele, and SpeedQueen right now. They’ll last forever and if they break, they’ll be easy to repair. But they cost the same relative to purchasing power of yesteryear, so get ready to pay $4000.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 4h

well it’s relative to purchasing power and inflation, in 1960, you bought a $3000 fridge and it lasted for 20 years or you can buy a $300 fridge in 2025 and then whine it broke down in 2 years. You get what you pay for. Something has to give.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 4h

‪For example, the most popular fridge in America is a French door fridge with an icemaker and cold water spout including with a tablet. That is also the least reliable and has the most things to break down. So as consumers, we also have some blame with overcomplicating a fridge. ‬

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 4h

so is there a grand conspiracy to make appliances worse?

it’s more value engineering, new features, and regulation. Outsourcing, including of engineering means maybe the only expert was on a short contract and no one speaks Japanese to call Takeshita-san

youtu.be/Mz21ZF9eQOk

Why Are New Appliances So Bad?

YouTube video by Bens Appliances and Junk

youtu.be

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 5h

CBS is gonna go this way. Selling out is a death sentence, vote with your dollar, cancel your WaPo subscription:

helpcenter.washingtonpost.com/hc/en-us/art...

Cancel your CBS subscription by calling customer service or logging into your app.

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 21h

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 5h

I was writing the death threat 🤗

logo, acting spoopy @logophobe.bsky.social · 6h

At Twitter's peak you could post a question and have 18 replies within an hour: 5 automated garbage, 4 bad jokes, 6 confidently wrong, 1 from someone with a PhD on the topic, a set of serial replies from someone with a hyperfixation that provides more useful info than the PhD, and a death threat

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 6h

The nightmare was actually about working long shifts at a 3D printer powered factory where they kept catching fire or somehow nearly blowing up to make these little crossbow toys with polyurethane bow “chains” which were from said book. The book flatters its readers constantly.

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 6h

Another idea is that the most mercenary of aged out adventurers take this kind of work because it doesn’t involve stamina. You’re in and out in minutes

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 7h

Nightmare included the “Saga of Agamemnon” a so-called “AI” written epic fantasy that was top of the bestsellers list but drove people insane.

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the wicker mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · Aug 14

People are always rightly pointing out that Warhammer contributes more to the British economy than the fishing industry, but the problem is that there just aren't very many folk songs about Warhammer

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Melissa Thyme Monroe @catgirlthyme.indieanthro.com · 27d

AND IT WAS AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BULLSHIT.

THEY MADE UP SHIT TO BE MAD AT AND HARASSED ANOTHER TRANS WOMAN FOR THE SAKE OF RUINING THEIR IMAGE AND CAREER. THERE WAS *NOTHING IN THERE*

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15h

Imagine being a hardened adventurer in a tough fight and suddenly the noble isn’t there and you realized they’ve chickened out. You scream “no!” as the crack the token and the sky splits open and spells fly out of the hole in the world as they make off with the loot and a minor boo-boo.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15h

We had also set the forest on fire just before this, and as we bravely ran away, one of us realized we had basically assassinated the leader and had committed a pogrom with our indiscriminate surprise attack

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15h

Last campaign the DM gave us cursed fruit but we lucked out into not eating it, and turning them into throwable potions of dancing. We then used an item he gave us for something else to skip to the tower boss fight, threw the bottles at the boss, and as he was dancing, pushed him off the roof

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