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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 2h

Damn even the wine moms are ahead of Dem politicians on on this

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 2h

I looked up screw worms and unwittingly started reading about myiasis. There were pictures. Not recommended.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 3h

There would be a riot (justified)

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 3h

This breaking news update is just the warning label on every package of acetaminophen

Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 3h

What are we even doing here

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 3h

Let BlueAnon cook

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 3h

Yes

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 4d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

Love wins

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

Also ibuprofen, which is a NSAID. Absolutely should not be combined with alcohol.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

Going for a run is what finally exploded his heart.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

Also, I just noticed that #2 should be 3 separate line items.

You can’t just bunch blindness, deafness, and mental impairment together as if they’re one side effect.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

I mean it’s not like he said he’s experiencing MAJOR episodes of blindness

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

I would go as far as to say there’s no such thing as a “minor” episode of blindness.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty soon the diseased blankets trick will work on them because they’ve all stopped getting vaccines.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 5h

Smell like raw meat, blindness, sometimes forgetting a few…uh…mouth sound thingies.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 5h

I’m still alive with my wife

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 5h

It’s almost a year and a half later. This guy is absolutely dead right now.

“reba” @reba.bsky.social · May 23

"im drinking an insane amount of grain alcohol and monster energy every day. some sort of chemical reaction between the two is making me get high"

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 6h

“I had a bad dream about snakes”

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 12h

No coffin, just wet, wet mud!

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 13h

Eternal, omnipotent, omniscient being can only be saved by the Trump boys.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 14h

No I do not

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 16h

Sorry, I’m sorry. I’m trying to delete it. Please direct all complaints to @britculpsapp.bsky.social

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 16h

I should call her

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1d

Depends on what you’re into

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