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Kassandra

@polyphonetic.bsky.social

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Kassandra☆☾♡ 25, she/they, poly/pan 🇹🇭🏳️‍⚧ Games / Genshin / Anime, Queer / personal musings. Dyking in Denver. 18+ only. DMs open, mutuals ask for discord 💜

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · Dec 26

mrow

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 2d

where do people buy cute panties. don't say MeUndies

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 5h

The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Operating System in Human History

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 7h

with all the Windows and AI news lately I wish to reiterate that I really really really like girls

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 7h

if only there was some way by which people could methodically show how they come to some conclusion about the world, verified by other people, and their conclusions tested upon by others, so that we could have all these findings written down collated together. Then we could have someone study them

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Beverage Peon (18+) @cervidghost.bsky.social · 20h

This is NOT fair i should be getting my brains fucked out rn

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 19h

(I know it should be "in my repository", but this makes the joke easier to understand. If you are mad about it kiss me)

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 19h

on my PC `git status` returns `It's complicated`

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 23h

my hair is so soft and pretty it should be being played with while I'm eating someone out

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

> Vriska: Address the allegations.

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I am the bone of my sword, steel is my body and fire is my blood. I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. I have created over a thousand blades, unknown to death, nor known to life, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Archer in the entire Fate series, and have withstood pain to create many weapons yet those hands will never hold anything. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. So, as I pray—Unlimited Blade Works.

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

Youtube might be down, but what isn't is the latest episode of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social from :DROPOUT, an American comedy subscription streaming service! #sponsored #ad #IAmLyingRightNowI'mNotGettingPaidShitForThis #HomestarRunner

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

^ girl who doesn't get out much

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

still riding on the high of this gorgeous nombinary person saying that I'm wonderful at a party from like three months ago

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

this is a joke, as a girl I don't actually have an asshole

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

if they didn't want me to wash my asshole at the sink then they should start outfiting public restrooms with bidets already

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

but get this: it's more expensive, and not as good

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Captain Molasses @captainmolasses.bsky.social · 1d

Poshanka!

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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 1d

see I told you so 😌😇

(thank you, Joshua Wolens of PC Gamer!! 💖💖💖)

www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/de...

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

screenshot from the manga Girl Friends by Morinaga Milk, chapter 31. Girl contemplating as she searches online for "How two girls have sex"

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

you know what. i had to do a respecting others required web course for uni, about being careful at parties and not sexually assaulting people, that had gamified elements, like a non-graded quiz section that was purely optional. that had to have been a game.

Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

sorry paul for this being in your replies but
could those shitty flash porn games really be said to be bad? sure they weren't good, but they achieved the purpose they set out for
philosophically, could any game be bad....
i did an online government security course thing in flash, was that a game

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

anyways the answer is probably some crappy flash porn game

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

but if it's a game that i just don't like or it's not bad enough to be funny I'll just abandon it

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

I think Vertiginous Golf was a complete mess, but I played it with a friend online drunk out of our minds and it being shitty lent it enjoyment

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Kassandra @polyphonetic.bsky.social · 1d

hard question for me because i usually think most games have at least Something going for them.

an easy answer would be Creature Romances: Kokonoe Kokoro but I thought that it was funny how it only had essentially one button you click on near the end to choose your ending

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