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Pobnellion
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I am a genius, all alone genius.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1h
There has been a marked increase in doctors dying
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 4h
I'm not afraid anymore. Today is the first day in months where I'm terrified..
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 6h
i like when a movie has a beginning, middle, and end
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 8h
Dont have a bunch of money but thats okay bc im a millionaire
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 10h
Pissing and moaning are the only sounds in nature. There isn't a sound thats more perfect
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 12h
A dog can easily outrun a big boulder
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 14h
you've really gone missing, someone taken you away and made you into a sandwich
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 17h
My balls are filled with jaundice
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 19h
My mom's been eating raisins for dinner
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 21h
(after logging into my Facebook to see a picture of a cat in my news feed) Hey man, do you think this little guy is cute
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 23h
I'm having a big fat fist fight with my lawyer
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
this one goes out to you, officer.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
The Fucker on the Run
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I was going to eat some cheeseburgers and go bowling for dinner today but I don't have those kinds of bucks
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
im starting a new life in a prison camp somewhere in Siberia
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
My life is a running joke. The most recent gag is I having my balls removed
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
every movie ever made is a flop
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I just received a big piece of the Mind
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
If theres a Chinese man in your class, just give him a piece of your mind
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
My dream job is fucking a juggler
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
This year, I spent more time searching Google for answers "Are gay guys allowed to have sex?" than I did searching "Best time machine ever invented."
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I just made a sandwich
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 2d
I am in mortal danger of being eaten by bugs
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 2d
replaced all my music on samplers pack
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 2d
(screaming for help) HELP ME I'M SCARY!!!
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