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poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 4h

Meme of anime girl celebrating, typically photoshopped into "Place Mentioned" memes. She is instead photoshopped to be wearing blue clothes & drinking blue wine.

Text scattered throughout lists races Dems have won tonight, and a caption at the bottom reads "ITS A FUCKING BLOODBATH"

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poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 17h

call my dick cheney the way it accumulates extrajudicial torture and war powers for her bush

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 17h

inb4 some fox news pundit says republicans lose today because their voting base is at home mourning Cheney

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 17h

i learned through the good old tumblr standard

destiel news meme announcing Cheneys death

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poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 1d

nobody tell Becky we've been randomizing her eyes while she sleeps

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poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 5d

"I just miss him," moped Harry. "It's hard being on tour alone. It's hard and nobody understands."

Louis crocks his finger under Harry's chin and brings Harry's eyes up to meet his own. "You don't have to miss Obama," he chuckled, "I've been here the whole time."

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 5d

(credit to @damnyouwillis.bsky.social's Dumbing of Age)

A Dumbing Of Age comic.

Panel 1:
Roz: Knock, knock!
Leslie: HELLO, Roz!Come in!

Panel 2:
Roz: So you met my BIG SISTER today, huh? What'd you think?

Panel 3:
Leslie: Roz, your big sister is AMAZING. She's BRIGHT, she's... beautiful, AND she's both the FIRST HISPANIC and the FIRST FEMALE representative our district has EVER had! She's a LIVING LEGEND! An inspiration to all!

Panel 4:
Roz: And her POLITICS?
Leslie: I voted for the white guy she ran against.

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poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 18d

*dozens

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 21d

everything reminds me of her (golden age of internet piracy) :-/

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 25d

fajitas are easily worth the Abolition of Christian Morals in America

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · 27d

GREAT unit for rent in the Carlyle Tower Condominums right across the street (behind you)! Community pool access + 7 minute walk to two Metro stations!

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Oct 1

instead of using disposable grocery bags i simply stack them from Widest to Tallest and then walk away, losing 30% of them on the door out. but that's fine. they're Tall and not Wide. i don't need them.

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 30

*laugh track plays over horrified audience*

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 30

*at Riyadh comedy festival*
SO happy to be here folks— beautiful country, just beautiful. And I’ve been noticing the differences since I’ve landed; just the little things!
Like how — in America, they don’t like it when you murder a journalist. Good thing the embassy technically wasn’t America, huh?

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poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 30

signing up to be a stock image model and then signing a release form and then waiting a year and then suing because they put my fucking face next to a goose is Praxis, actually

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 29

walking into the club and up to the bar and ordering a glass of skim milk with ice in it

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 29

high-flow shower heads are proof of a loving and powerful squirrel-God

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 29

if there is a Hell then the screams of the damned definitely sound like taking the BART through that under-bay tunnel

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 18

california citizens initiative petition to put a penitent’s whip into each handicapped bathroom stall so the non-handicappped can absolve themselves when all fhe other stalls are taken #bathroom #bathroomstalls #publicpolicy

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 17

@catacalypto.bsky.social I don’t follow soccer well enough to actually know what this is referring to, but my mid-run brain 100% interpreted this as the Baltimore Crabs ascending to join a real-world soccer league. lmfao

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 17

the ancient prophesies actually foretell that the President will have a stroke on live TV when I complete my Couch-to-5k journey. just gotta keep running this out. #c25k

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 15

when i am president of the state senate i will work to make fireworks illegal nationwide. worldwide. you have my word on this. fuck you 2:30am fireworks. by god, fuck you.

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 12

In my country (USA) there are two parties with (generally) clearly defined opposed positions on most issues. Anyone who tries to find a position between those parties' positions is a moderate.

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 11

#drpepper #drpepper #drpepper #drpepper @drpepperofficial.bsky.social #drpepper if only someone would sponsor my work and or personal fridge with a lifetime supply of non diet doctor pepper md #drpepper #drpepper

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 11

my brain is so cooked bro — work announced they’d stop carrying non-diet dr pepper and my first thought was “like an orchid, some beauty is only with us for a season” like 😭😭😭

poasterboard.bsky.social @poasterboard.bsky.social · Sep 11

my brain is so cooked bro — work announced they’d stop carrying non-diet dr pepper and my first thought was “like an orchid, some beauty is only with us for a season” like 😭😭😭