Paul Moehringer
@pmoehringer.bsky.social
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Dems should point out that the poorest states in the country Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Oklahoma, South Carolina, West Virginia are run almost exclusively by Republicans, and have been for decades.
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It’s possible they’re secretly socialists given that it’s right in the name.
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It should be law that anyone who says “we’re a republic, not a democracy!” can be slapped on the spot.
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Remember a few years ago when Twitter tried to make a racism bot, but it kept failing because it couldn’t distinguish between what mainstream Republicans were saying versus far-right racists?

Yeah.
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POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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Anyone who wants to be seen as the underdog has never won anything.
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I’m getting tired of hearing the phrase “signature win”

We about signature losses? Sports is a zero sum game, meaning they have to exist.
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We’re gonna need a bigger butt plug.
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The GOP has been beyond parody for almost 20 years at this point.

All Tina Fey had to do to play Sarah Palin was repeat what she said and be the one person who kinda looks like her.

It was the easiest job in the world for about two months.
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The real answer is these ads are paid for months in advance, but I feel you on sentiment.
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“We don’t need Micah Parsons”-team who has given up the second most points in the NFL this year.
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UAB clearly using James Franklin as cover to avoid the obvious blowback they will get from the fans, media, and players over making such a move.
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“Bet against”

WTF does that even mean? Bet against. What do I win if I bet on her?
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Fields didn’t even look that bad.

But when you have receivers who can’t catch and an o-line that refuses to block, there’s only so much you can do.
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He may not be wrong. Dude might get traded to the Chiefs.

Then you won’t be laughing at him.
pmoehringer.bsky.social
A black woman trying to get Trump’s endorsement is going to be a special kind of crazy.
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I like when people say “alright, I’m gonna let you go” and 30 minutes later, they’re still on the phone.
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Here’s hoping for a Toronto/Milwaukee World Series.
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Comedy police have been sent to your address. Please do not resist.
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This is the second-dumbest sport I’ve seen for the first time ever this week.
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.337 puts them in Elite Company
22.	Jesse Burkett+ (16)	.3382	9629	L
 	Tony Gwynn+ (20)	.3382	10232	L
 	Nap Lajoie+ (21)	.3382	10471	R
25.	Jake Stenzel (9)	.3378
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The GOP will whip out a blank check to hurt people they don’t like, but won’t spend a dime to help anyone without expecting something in return. And they’ll call it being fiscally responsible.
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Getting so close to my dream of an “Oops, All Linemen” team.