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@planetmatt.bsky.social

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Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons. I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games. I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 29m

As I'm weak willed and unable to resist Gillian, I have added a 6 pack of her drinks to my Ocado order this week.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 3h

@kuyvonbraun.bsky.social Today I learnt that the Queen has her own drink range

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 3h

Glorious. A vile and very stupid man. The world is better off without a media outlet amplifying his idiocy and bile.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 7h

Wicker Man building intensifies.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 8h

Not sure living in a Scottish castle, in the Highlands, and never seeing a single member of the "Great British Public" ever again is really very punishment-y.

The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 10h

King Charles may be planning to send Prince Andrew to a castle in the Scottish Highlands, according to reports 👀

Prince Andrew faces exile to Highland town amid pressure to give up mansion

www.thenational.scot

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 9h

Remember, half the people are thicker than the very thick average person.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 10h

The British watching the colonists completing what they started in 1814. Britain: Undefeated long con champions.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Has she been huffing the hairspray or is she 3 boxes of wine down before lunch?

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure if the government want some fashed up little thugs, they can get that wee dog fucker Robinson and his crew of divorced roundabout painters in to kick off.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 1d

He was not hacked. Too much wine and his fat bigotry fingers revealed his true nature.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

and Brits unironically tell tourists they must try Greggs to try great British food.

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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 2d

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Hang it in the Louvre. No wait, probably best you don't do that.

Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · Aug 7

Did a new one

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

"more pain" for Prince Nonce? Good.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

"American First, Except after Argentina".

Not quite as catchy.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Q: What do you have to say to farmers who feel that the deal is benefitting Argentina more than it is them?

TRUMP: Look, Argentina is fighting for its life, young lady. You don't know anything about it. You understand what that means? They are dying

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

DynamoDB is the AWS service where things get stored. Anything that needs a database goes in there. DNS is the system of giving friendly names to IP Addresses. When that goes down, systems that tried to store or retrieve data in AWS couldn't find the database server.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe putting all our critical national and commercial infrastructure in the hands of 7 corporations wasn't the smartest idea.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Imaging phoning a national radio station to publicly defend a millionaire paedophile? Incredible.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Probably as pointless an endeavour as trying to find bad pizza.

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oli @olil.bsky.social · 2d

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

You can always trust the Great British Public to vote against their country's best interests.

Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 2d

A sane nation wouldn't now elect the man behind brexit as prime minister. But.

James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 2d

Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Only ever seen them in a jelly on a cheeseboard.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, I think the Jehovah Witnesses would definitely see a more positive reaction if they plastered Liv Morgan on the front of the Watchtower leaflet. I'd take one.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 3d

I've always wanted to visit New York when it looked like it did in The Warriors.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 3d

Agree. The nuclear stance is as mental, childish, and terrifying as Corbyn's. If you don't understand game theory, you shouldn't sit at the table to play.