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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan. The home of PlanarPunk Productions™ Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
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More wan lecturing from one of the conservative slimeballs who got us here. 😂
God he's gonna look so great in a Rams uni
Incredibly satisfying stuff. Still hoping for a miracle that ruins his night.
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When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points
It's genuinely tragic, hate to see them fumble like this.
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Compiled what we know about RGG Studio's censorship of the #REMOVEKAGAWA movement. Keep speaking up.
Four sets of screenshots depicting RGG Studio’s acts of censorship as captioned: 

“RGG Studio (9k followers) limits, filters, and deletes #REMOVEKAGAWA comments on Instagram. RGG West (111k) currently does not, despite receiving more comments.”

“Yakuza Kiwami 3 director/producer Ryosuke Horii hides #REMOVEKAGAWA comments, deletes tweet, and says he’ll block spam replies (“annoying replies”).”

“Parody account RGG Studio UK suspected of being taken down for speaking up about #REMOVEKAGAWA despite being clearly marked as a parody account.”

“Sega summarily marks feedback forms regarding #REMOVEKAGAWA as solved with no response. Fans resort to repeatedly asking for follow-ups and responses to keep tickets open.”
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This is dirt cheap, get on the Yakuza train 🗿
Like a Dragon Yakuza franchise sale on Steam buff.ly/CNhSSXJ
You might run on for a long time
Run on, duckin and dodgin
Run on children for a long time
Let me tell ya, God almighty gonna cut ya down
I really think the biggest push is from the 3rd quartile of the org chart - people who kissed ass for years in order to get in a position where everyone would have to do the same to them and who are very, very put out that they don't get the daily affirmation of people being deferential and scared.
Gavin Newsom may be a soulless piece of shit who is nationally unelectable, but he gets a decent number of things right and this is one. Great stuff.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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#PortlandSky - one of y'all knows this crusty individual and there needs to be consequences for this sort of behavior. Make me proud
man who brought me to portland to *help me* made me sit out in the cold all night cause i won't fuck him
[stretching painfully]

i spent last night outside bro

that was bullshit
She's Kohl's Mom now 😭
Text from a TV commercial stating "Kohl's Mom" next to the shocked visage of the inimitable Ellie Kemper, known widely for her roles on the Office and the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt but widely remembered by Internet Sickos as the "Crazy Blow Job Girl" from the Derrick Comedy sketch.
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"In an authoritarian context, all journalism will tend toward propaganda unless it is explicitly formulated as anti-authoritarian. Unless an institution is explicitly designed to counter authoritarianism, it will end up aiding the authoritarians."
The Washington Post and CBS News are dying. The Bulwark is the future.
We drink their milkshake.
www.thebulwark.com
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Welcome, Twitter people.

Here's my rules for bluesky:

-No smart alecks or know it alls
-No joshers, kidders or jokesters
-No hooligans or ruffians
-No ballyhoo and certainly no hullabaloo

Let's keep this place free from balderdash
Kiwami Kiwami is going to be peak and have Akame in it somehow
"Small mom and pop lenders" is my official Jokerfication phrase, I am irretrievable, do not send help.
I'm sure a huge part of it is about being able to find proper facilities that aren't in use and willing to host.

Staying in Baltimore for the week should help a lot with the time difference, hopefully.
Vomiting up the latest thing your masters told you to be offended over?

Adorable.
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SCOOP: JD Vance Disappointed More Members of Young Republican Leadership Group Chat Didn’t Declare Love of Hitler
People are mixing up two very different statements and arguing wrong, once again.

People are arguing for "racist creeps like this have been a huge part of the Republican party for decades."

And against "Every single Republican secretly holds these views."