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@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social

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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, hellaverse brain rot, 18+ acct 29 | writer, cryptid | they/them AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pipsqueakparker/pseuds/pipsqueakparker

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chloe ✨gnawing on stolas' thighs✨🌱 @impfckr.bsky.social · 18h

I now have a whole au idea I want to write based on these outfits lol

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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 17h

More Halloween merch means more Blitz+plant tag teaming the bird! 🤩
#stolitz

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Ness🩷🦎 @nesspenguin89.bsky.social · 23h

Stolas and his beloved plants 😂
#HelluvaBoss #Stolas

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 1d

EAT. UP.

khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 1d

we got MONSTERFUCKING, we got MASSIVE SIZE DIFFERENCES, we got WEIRD BIRD GENITALS, we got STOLAS BEING SAD, it’s all you need

also if bsky boots me for always talking about sex, just know I’m becoming a hermit and just posting smut forever

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B is for Body Worship
kh0sh3kh

Summary:

Blitzø climbed out from beneath Stolas. It gave him a vantage point from which to see his whole form, curled up on the bed like a content cat if the cat had six rows of deadly teeth and had clawed its way out of the bowels of Hell.

Which was all to say: Hot.

[Written for Kinktober]

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Tiny 🐛 @tinycaterpillar.bsky.social · 1d

Day 14 @hellavkinktober.bsky.social
Daddy 😏💕

Took some convincing but in the end Andrealphus gave into Vassagos desires 🫶

#Vassago #Andrealphus #Icyago

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Goose @uhohgoose.bsky.social · 2d

if you've got it flaunt it ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
#stolas #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart

Stolas from Helluva Boss posing in 3 outfits that emphasize his chest plumage in place of cleavage.

In front, he smiles confidently at the viewer as he trails his fingers barely-contained chest feathers. He is wearing a low cut blue shirt with ruffled hems, and a beige satin skirt.

In the middle pose, Stolas laughs happily as his feathers and yellow floral sundress are blown about in the wind. He holds his skirts down as they billow out around him.

In the back, Stolas smirks down at the viewer as he stretches upwards under bright club lights. He’s wearing a black lace crop top his feathers spill out over, ripped shorts, colorful eye makeup and bracelets, and he is accented with several pieces of metal and leather: an o ring choker, a belt, and a thigh harness.

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 1d

in my defense it was 3 am

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Lady @ladycyaneyed.bsky.social · 2d

today im thinking about stolas putting on a little weight and blitz not being able to pick him up as easily and stolas thinks blitz won't be attracted to him anymore, meanwhile blitz's recent search history is just 100 different variations of "how to get moar strng so i cn pick up my bird"

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

cw piss joke incoming

blitz: i gotta piss
stolas: the world is ur toilet
blitz pisses on stolas
stolas: wtf
blitz: ur my world
stolas: 😍😍😍

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 2d

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envy🖤 @envy-37.bsky.social · 2d

[second] first time (17/22)

#stolitz #helluvaboss #HelluvaBossFanart

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

SCFREEEEEAMING

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

I LOVE THIS IDEA SO FICKING MICH GIVE ME MORE CRACK AU IDEAS

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Becca 🩶💜🖤✨ @beccatheknight.bsky.social · 2d

When the HB Halloween merch dropped and I saw which slasher the Buckzo twins were, I immediately went "Oh, Freddy VS Jason, that makes so much sense!” And then I had to draw it so pls enjoy ✌🏻🔥

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#helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #blitzo #barbiewire #blitzofanart #barbiewirefanart #buckzotwins

Illustration of Barbie and Bliztø from Helluva Boss dressed as Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees mimicking the movie poster for Freddy VS Jason

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

imagine mocking a stranger at target

men should choke

seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

yes ur so valid

seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

i want to gnaw on it

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𝐙𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐘 🖤 @silentyearning.bsky.social · 3d

Stolas of the Arch Goetia:

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

no the stolas gotcha day thread is not at all inspired by the fact that today is oscar’s gotcha day & im emotional that it’s been 2 years since they moved in & how far they’ve come as they’ve healed & how much we’ve grown as a family & we maybe had a little moment earlier this morning abt it all

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Frames of Hellaverse @hellaverseframes.bsky.social · 2d

#HelluvaBoss"text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400">#HelluvaBossMISSION ZERO (S0E0)
frame: 11881/18593

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

and it’s not just a day for stolas, it’s a day to celebrate their family - it’s a day for all of them to write over the trauma that day holds for them with better memories, with more love.

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

it becomes a yearly tradition, they invite via to join eventually. blitz calls it “Stolas’ gotcha day”, because while its the anniversary of a horrible day for them all, it’s also the anniversary of stolas officially joining their little family.

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

she admits that she was feeling kinda weird that morning, too. they all move on, acknowledging the day. but stolas is still off, and blitz can tell. and so he drags stolas & loona out for a day at the mall, just to spend time together. to have fun. enjoy each other’s company.

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

over breakfast, stolas still seems off. blitz checks in again, and stolas tries to brush him off - but eventually admits that he can’t help but feel like something bad is going to happen. loona points out what day it is. 2 years to the day since the trial.

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seb 💫 @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 2d

stolas doesn’t know. says he just feels… anxious. feels bad. feels worried. maybe he had a night terror and can’t remember? blitz hugs him, holds him, sprinkles smooches over his lil face and cares for him until he’s calmed down. then slips outta bed to make them breakfast - the anxiety remains.

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