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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ

@phunkypunk.bsky.social

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Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot. Antifa until I die. UK

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 3h

"How very dare you stop being a poor? PAY ME!!"

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 4h

He just wants to saw you in half gal - they're all the same, magicians!

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 4h

It's the only way that this poor, abused & polluted planet will ever know peace again...

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 5h

Public service announcement for all American Air B&B operators:

Don't rent property out to the American Pseudo-President, he is the sort of cretin who would pay someone to knock down your load bearing walls, paint your place shitty gold & claim that his divine powers allow him to own the place now.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 5h

As a citizen of not America (Praise be to the little baby cheeses) can I just utter a quiet, "Oh shit... Where is that orange fascist c*nt going, I need to know so I can be anywhere else...".

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 5h

I like how Seth talks to camera normally, and not as though he wants to be Jeremy Clarkson.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 5h

He's only being fucking things up for ten months so far - that boy (adjudicated rapist, 79) has got a lot of fucking shit up, to go!

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 5h

In English, "I say! Absolutely splendid Marjorie! Marvellous! Those pelvic floor exercises really are the doggies wotsits aren't they? Oooo err... I say... One is arriving... at... the.... tram.... stattttiiiiioooonnnnn. Superb my dear. Cup of tea?"

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 5h

Obligatory, "TIME!!!".

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 7h

In my Anarchist Utopia, anybody caught steepling their fingers in a weak and vain effort to look wise, will have each one of them snapped, in a live, free to air, televised event.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 7h

"Presidential Puppet and adjudicated rapist (79) couldn't recall who was operating him, hours earlier."

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h

Old school meme version, for ease of sharing.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h

“Let them go a month without meals. Maybe they will get GUILLOTINES.”

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 10h

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 11h

When little Libel Barrage grows up, he wants to be....

...

...

A cunt!

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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 11h

Hey @dailymail.co.uk we fixed your newspapers for you 💋

Lord Rothermere who owns the Daily Mail pays NO TAX in the UK.

The rest of us fund public services, he CHOSES not to. Yet we’re supposed to believe problems in the NHS are migrants’ fault? The utter cheek.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 13h

Of course he has?

The thought that he is in any way capable of working on behalf of anybody else apart from himself, is utterly... fucking... ridiculous.

He's the capitalists capitalist. The sum total of all human toxicity.

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 14h

Can Jet2 get me off of this increasingly insane little planet?

PLEASE?

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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 14h

At what point are we ever going to be able to criminalise, prosecute and convict greasy, news manipulating scum for the outright abuse of reality that them and our deeply despised press subject us to, every... fucking... day?

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 14h

The image of fucknugget farage (61) in that thumbnail reminds me of something... What was it?

Something from the 1970's?

Oh yes...

White dog shit.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 15h

Apparently it is now the Law that all television studios must announce themselves with their logo + name and a "oooOOO whirrrrrr spUNG!" noise, even though you already knew what you were watching and don't particularly give a stone cold white shit about the channel in question.

Fuck my ears & eyes.

PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 15h

Being alive is becoming fucking exhausting.