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Former ILOF™ Chorus Translator of all major dialects of Newspeak, including Timespeak, Bezospeak, Zuckerbergian, and Kirkish. On the way to goal of 100M, no make that 100B, followers.
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · Aug 27
#Unlaw
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
Where does Trump get his "entertainers" now that Epstein is dead?
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The GOP: the party of ‘family values’.
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
They're Going Like Hotcakes!
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They're Going Like Hotcakes!
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They're Going Like Hotcakes!
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They're Going Like Hotcakes!
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
Pardons 'R US
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
As you suggest:

US -> starts war with Venezuela
US -> declares Venezuelans in US as combatants
US -> declares that US is under invasion
US -> invokes Insurrection Act for any resistance
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
Where does Trump get his "entertainers" now that Epstein is dead?
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
Waiting for:

"People Who Don't Subscribe to Blocklists" Blocklist
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
De-euphemized:

"Trump lies at least 18 times during interview."
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
Who will create a blocklist of "People Who Put People Who Whine About Blocklist on Blocklists?"
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
Shapiro is a smart guy. Still surprised that he couldn't recognize that the core beliefs behind MAGA inevitably degenerate into hatred of Jews.
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 5h
De-euphemized Headline:

AI-Generated Video smears black women as SNAP abusers.
Fox presented the faked story as real.
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 6h
Where can they be purchased? eBay?
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 1d
Onward Post-Christian Warriors!
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 1d
Q: President Trump, when will you invoke the Insurrection Act to contain the nascent anti-Constitutional rebellion being fomented by Democrat Governors like JB Pritzker?
Q: How should the average citizen celebrate the increase in the Chocolate Ration scheduled once the Democrat enemy is defeated?
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 1d
"Departure" -> "Breaks Law" and/or "Seizes Power"
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 1d
Bessent's friends are still re-adjusting to the fact that they can now write off 1/3 $Trillion in their taxes by buying private jets.
It's a tough transition, but they are facing it with the fortitude that Mr Bessent demands from those who are the "makers," not the "takers."
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 1d
De-euphemized:
Trump starves people to get his way
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 1d
Using the same “process” that dragged out the return of Abrego Garcia from El Savado.
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 1d
Trump has been playing a round every 5.5 days. Obama played a round about every 7.5 days, about 25% less frequently than Trump.
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 1d
first Things first. Concept of concepts of a plan will take at least 8 years.
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 2d
Would you like to know more?
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Border Marshall Gregory Bovino
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 2d
Border Marshall Gregory Bovino
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