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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 14h
only reasonable response is “I could smell the onions and mustard.”
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 2d
getting old is apparently just audibly saying “ouch” to every entry to America’s Funniest Home Videos
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 3d
*Springsteen voice*

Well, the snow was missin’ from the Poconos
phl.nws-bot.us Alerts from NWS Mount Holly NJ (Philadelphia) (UNOFFICIAL) @phl.nws-bot.us · 3d
MOUNT POCONO PA Nov 2
Climate Report:
High: 55
Low: 25
Precip: 0.0"
Snow: Missing
at Mon, 03 Nov 2025 05:54:37 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 3d
someone definitely recommended “whoop-ah” to give the hanging “a” sound without saying the word; but was shot down because of Chandler Bing not being able to make the whip sound
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 3d
Craig, I hate to ruin your tour, but
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 4d
YOU FORGOT SOMEONE
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 5d
honestly, without Kyle Schwarber what’s the point anyway?
normcharlatan.bsky.social Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 6d
Is Taco Bell no longer doing the free taco for a stolen base in the World Series thing? Feel like America needs it now more than ever.
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 6d
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 6d
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 7d
Robby
& Joseph Paul Torre, Jr.
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 7d
do not speak to me or my son ever again
Rob Manfred and Joe Torre who look too alike for my comfort
phixated.bsky.social
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 8d
why does he have the William Penn hair? what vintage is this?
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 12d
word to the wise right here
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 13d
Kyle Schwarber says no Donald Duck, clad in a Phillies hat, drinks cyanide to forget about 1993 Nice Cage is a charred husk, like poor Mitch Williams’ arm was by the end of the 1993 World Series A Phillies player lies on his back at home plate as a catcher checks on him. Phillies fans across the greater Delaware Valley assumed this same pose OTD in 1993.
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 14d
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 20d
women don’t like the vehicle
Ben Davis driving a Rita’s Water Ice truck for reasons unknown to humanity
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 21d
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 22d
Nasty!! Not Cool
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 23d
surprised he doesn’t have a Cameo
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 23d
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 26d
no, but i appreciate that MLB made it so if you wipe out part of an “L” it will read “built to fail”
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 27d
stoked
2008philz.bsky.social John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 27d
Japanese coverage of Kyle Schwarber’s 455-foot home run last night
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 27d
yeah it’s Red October
phixated.bsky.social
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 28d
i am STOKED, baby
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 28d
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 28d
PSA: if your product is a cut-in add during an inning, I am not going to buy your product
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