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Grumpy Fucker. Sometimes here, sometimes not. Wanna fight about it? #AVFC #ThinkBike

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · Nov 15

Well, this place seems to be picking up at a supersonic rate, so best set my stall out early. I left Twitter because of morons and trolls. If you’re a dick to me (or anyone else), I’ll just block you. I really don’t give a flying fuck if you dislike me or my opinions. Just scroll past and move on.

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 11h

New bio incoming

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 12h

There can be only one

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve figured out how she can do it. All that’s needed is for her to sell either her horse, her daughter’s pony, or their Land Rover Discovery, maybe even her (approximately) 10 year old’s Apple Watch.

Yes, I looked at her Insta.

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 15h

That result is still being disputed

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 17h

The whole fucking world is my guess. Netenyahu is a war criminal butcher, aiming to push Stalin, Mao and Hitler off the top of the rankings.

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 17h

And then who after that?

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 17h

Nice payout, I imagine.

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 18h

Wow. That would have been a fun Sunday

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 18h

I’ll delete my email draft asking them to fix it.

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 19h

Have you ever considered giving up your career in banking and becoming a detective instead?

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 19h

Ffs!

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 20h

Sorted

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 20h

It’s an absolute joke. The app simultaneously thinks I am and am not a member.

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 20h

Care to share which industry you’re working in now, so that we can dump shares accordingly? Jonah.

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

Number 2 in a series of hopefully not very many more.

Taken by CxJunior from the passenger seat tonight.

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

Dunno. I switched to TNT because Stan was 7 minutes behind at one point

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

Mac Allister is such a snide little rat

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

Wtf are you doing at a fairground when the football’s on? #shitfan

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a bit early to condemn his career so callously. Shame on you.

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

Both

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going with tiger attack.

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

Wolves really are screwed. Other than the three points they’ll get off us at the end of November (obvs), I can’t see game they will win before Christmas.

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Guardian ‘journalist’,

Ask Santa to bring you a road atlas for Christmas. Hook is about 30 miles away from Esher, and as your own article should have made it clear, Surrey magistrates don’t deal with Hampshire offences.

Do better.

Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.