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Phathead

@phathead.bsky.social

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Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · Nov 8

Since we're doing intros, who am I?

You can call me Phathead. Or Jorseph. Or even Marie.

NR2003 people know me from RuRa
NASCAR Twitter knows me from The Paul Menard Empire

I used to sling drugs for a living, but I am tired of the public. So so tired of the public.

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 4h

Practicing for @varcracing.com last night with a message to Kite, otherwise known as the man up there

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 4h

Off brand Silverstone

Bob Pockrass (Mirror) @bob-pockrass-tw.bsky.social · 4h

Coronado course will be 16 turns, 3.4 miles. Race lengths still TBD (250 in the name is for Navy anniversary).

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 23h

Whispering, in the voice of RFK Jr, "Save big money at Menards"

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 1d

One of the cool things about him is that it was not uncommon to see him in normal places where he lived and people would just leave him the fuck alone

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 1d

I miss Ritchie Petty

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 1d

There is nothing on Apple that is worth a regular subscription. Back to streams I go.

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 1d

Spectacular camera work here

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 1d

It's such a hilarious decision since they've finally gone mainstream

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

Stoked to not watching a single F1 race next year

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

Facts

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

It's pretty cool they designed the NextGen to match the NASCAR 25 damage model

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

A recurring issue with NASCAR broadcasts is the camera operators have a tendency to focus on the same aspect of a wreck and miss everything else now

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

I blame the democrats

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

If Chase Briscoe makes the final for, what are the odds Hamlin sleeps with his wife and to get in his head?

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

Good

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

Like what the fuck. How could no one else put a run together to pass him. He was all alone.

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

I don't think Austin Hill is the best ever at drafting tracks in Xfinity Series history, it's more that everyone else right now sucks

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 3d

This is the appropriate response

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 3d

@alanisnking.bsky.social Christmas idea for the hubs www.menards.com/main/grocery...

Menards® Dancing Bear

Do you love saving BIG money at Menards®? We've got just the thing for you! Introducing the Menards® bear! This hardworking bear can dance and sing the "Save BIG Money at Menards®" song. What better way to celebrate your favorite home improvement store!

www.menards.com

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 3d

Always liked that version

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 4d

Who the fuck cares

r/NASCAR on Reddit @nascaronreddit.bsky.social · 4d

Carson Hocevar has purchased an EMS COT Chassis off Marketplace. (via u/Charte09) reddit.com/comments/1o95z1s #NASCAR

via i.redd.it

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 4d

Trying something new tonight

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 4d

Okay who came in the Chicago rat hole?

CNN @cnn.com · 5d

The “Chicago rat hole” of viral internet fame wasn’t made by a rat at all, researchers say https://cnn.it/4o4hmur

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

@varcracing.com Sigh. Back on my shit I guess.

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 7d

Picked up a new associate sponsor for @varcracing.com this week. They're paying me in lemon peels.

Weird.