i love when i’m in the midst of a manic flurry of app switching on my phone and think like “oh wait let me go back to—“ oh what, to that unopened DM i sent? that, if opened, will never be responded to? pack it up poop scoop

hashtag make the southern border of Texas the Neuces River again

Rest in power, Miss Major.

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ok…and Bert and Ernie have been in a relationship for almost 57 years

the idea that Christopher Columbus specifically is some icon of "Italian Americans" is so laughable. it deserves exactly as much respect as like...the Book of Mormon's Nephites. everyone is allowed to value what they want personally but you don't get to close the schools about any old thing!!!

that’s on #amore

gonna post about cleaning/sanitizing my toilet seat in case that’s something anyone else would benefit being reminded about...please keep this a safe space ❤️

Ann Marie Lastrassi

hope all the shirtless men at Hydrate last night enjoyed the soft caress of the fleece pullover i refused to take off

It’s been said but it bears repeating: in addition to the people being abducted, all Chicagoans are being psychologically terrorized. Seeing feds driving/walking around and videos of violent attacks in places you know and love will fuck you up. Get ready, it’s coming to all of America soon.

save me, cold leftover pizza

well… *bounces on it*

it’s 5am. and i’m awake.

2 people in the last few days have told me, shortly after meeting them, that i “seem smart”…like it’s ok you can just call me chopped

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of Albania 🇦🇱

nah wait I got some buns all ready

dickwich, for which i am STARVING…