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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · Jan 1

Let's see if I can do it properly this year:

P Dot's List Of Shit He's Played/Read/Watched:

1. Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

Ended up reading like 75% of it in a single day, got flashbanged by the postscript mentioning FFX and Hikaru no Go as the main inspirations

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 10h

we sure have come a long way from tumblr flagging pictures of sand dunes as pornography

P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 13h

"here's how Lupin III would've popped back"

P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 13h

got myself spoilered on a "minor" thing regarding Hundred Line while trying to find certain bits of the OST but it was the kind of thing I suspected would happen anyway, just not in the endings I've been digging into so far

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Kaz Coyotl - Moon Thief 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 2d

This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 1d

when the whole point of the scene was that they decide to value their friendship with him more than to blindly follow Mickey's orders to help whoever has it at the moment

and only THEN does the Keyblade change its mind

failing the skill check on understanding a game made for ten year olds

P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 1d

my favorite example of this is the page for Kingdom Hearts 1 claiming Donald and Goofy got off easy for dropping Sora in Hollow Bastion and only joining him again when he gets the Keyblade back

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 1d

That's the kind of number exclusive to those "Calliou gets grounded" videos

P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 1d

if only the vocal people on here were the same kind of cringe as we saw on twitter, then they'd definitely stay

P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 2d

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 2d

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 2d

Ending 61: Ebznapr Ebhgr: Qernz Pbzr Gehr?

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 2d

file that one under "sentences you will only ever read once"

P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 2d

Kurara CBT

P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 2d

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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 3d

big fan of the reply being like "by the way this was then followed up by everyone talking about how fucking dogshit this was"

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 3d

boy I'm sure in a couple years we'll get an incredible LSD Dream Emulator remake out of this

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

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Red Letter Media @redlettermedia.com · 3d

Best of the Worst: Halloween 2025

YouTube video by RedLetterMedia

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 3d

reminded of that "study" that popped up going "actually people DO want mandatory ID verification online" and it turned out the people commissioning the study were offering a service to do just that

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 4d

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 4d

ENDING 72 - Fynfure Ebhgr: Tbbqolr Xvff

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 4d

Wait a minute! I don't buy triple A games!

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 4d

watching Sponge on the Run turn into a thinly veiled pilot for a Spongebob Babies spinoff anihilated whatever goodwill I had for that film

P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 4d

me but with post-first movie spongebob

Is Marcy Still Burning? @marcyisstillburnin.bsky.social · 5d

bro you didnt even watch good rugrats you watched post movie shit and all grown up stfu up about tommy pickles you dont know shit you dont even know the lore

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P Dot @ Bluski @pdotalex.bsky.social · 4d

who will be able to write lore more quickly: a chatbot or Brandon Sanderson