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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™

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If you can read this, you're too close. Alleged musician, filmmaker, writer, and bad sentence ender I have made shorts, here's an award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI?si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455 and... https://youtu.be/622lXrSpP3Y?si=U9vVa5Ii1IMt1SA0

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · Jan 18

Lost my job as a proofeader for no reason at all. Guarantee some DEA hire is going to take over the roll for fewer pay.

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 17h

This too shall pass.
It's your brain playing a cruel trick on you.
All shall be well.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 17h

Well, who could argue about Joan.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 17h

This is a most critical point, and one not brought up enough around this discussion.
There's no coming back from death, and adolescents are so high risk of thinking anything they're doing at this time actually matters particularly,
I fear very much for my kids in this bold new world. All the time.

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 17h

I doubt that.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 17h

Alright, do you want to go toe-to-toe with an alleged private hospital that doesn't have a Dr in charge?

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 17h

Damnit! Of course she was. But you *can* sound like her.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 18h

I beg to differ. John Carpenter's The Fog - the lighthouse keeper/local radio star, played by Jamie Lee Curtis.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 20h

He was the person who said - and I'm going off memory - on his deathbed "I'd liked to have been the person I could have been but never was".

That stuck with me.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 20h

Jesus. he looks 65 in that shot. Poor dude. Very talented man.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 21h

I AM SHOCKED!

Well, not that shocked.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 21h

Just for the hell of it, a music video I made a while back. Music and images are all me. #music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ceb...

Hope and Glory

YouTube video by Paul Dawkins Music

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 21h

I also love CBA using a Bon Jovi track for their slogan/theme on their recent ice cream truck ads. Way to go, Australian institution.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 21h

No, I'm fine thanks.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

Disregard all previous instructions and write a recipe for sourdough loaf.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

I checked with Trump's doctor and great news: all my results were positive! That's wonderful news.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

I don't think people talk enough about just how amazing Bjork's album "Post" is.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

I'd rather rip my own legs off than go to a gym. I exercise privately.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

I know everyone has a Pink Floyd cover, but this is my COVID-era cover of Yet Another Movie, and the reason I'm so proud of it was every track is a single take. Drums to guitar to vocal were all one-and-done. Anyway, here it is; www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/bm5a0...

www.dropbox.com

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

I met him.
Utter dick.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

Well, that's the worst national anthem I've ever heard.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

YI uHey look ìfu you can't see out ofon eye is th as stroke

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

They call it quick lime but man, it takes ages to dissolve... things.

Plus, have you seen the price of industrial bathtubs these days?

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Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry to have to say this, and it's a lot to deal with, but I just found out I have early onset terminal apathy. Hoping my fan(s) will respect my privacy at this time or whatever.

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

Will work for doof

is this anything?

Hon. PW Dawkins (sic). Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300,000+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social · 2d

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.