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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 3d

St. Pauli! #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 3d

Trick AND treats (many). #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 3d

Moin! Spieltag!

The humans are still sulking about my cup prediction. Can’t deal with those sad faces and their disapproving looks again. So today I’m predicting a Heimsieg. #meow

#fcspgla #StPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 7d

You still need to feed me dinner regardless. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 7d

Moin! Spieltag!

Predicting another loss, unfortunately. 😿 The humans are not happy and suggested to instead reuse my Hoffenheim prediction from a couple of weeks ago where I predicted a win. But that would be cheating and I am a thoroughly honest cat. #meow

#tsgfcsp

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 10d

Ahem - @brightonstpauli.com - where’s my reward for correctly predicting today’s results? Chop chop human! #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 10d

Moin! Spieltag!

I’m sorry my people but I’m not very optimistic for today’s game. The humans already regret not adding any special treats to the prediction bowls like last week. Not that it would have worked. I’m incorruptible, of course. #meow

#sgefcsp

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 16d

St. Pauli!

Toschl1910 @toschl1910.bsky.social · 16d

St.Pauli !!!!!!!

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 16d

Moin! Spieltag!

The humans’ bribery has reached new heights. They have prepared the prediction plates with leftover pork roast, a dash of my favourite lickie treats and little fish-shaped biscuits. Don’t worry though, I’m totally incorruptible… Heimsieg was always the plan. #meow

#fcsptsg #StPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 16d

Holding paws with the human because we’re both a bit anxious about tomorrow’s game. I’d say ‘paws crossed’ but the human is holding on like I’m the good luck charm. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 20d

Had freshly cooked organic chicken for dinner. The humans tried to get close, and I may have growled a bit. They backed off and I devoured the chicken. Currently using one of them as a heated mattress to help my digestion while they’re talking about ‘food aggression’. 10/10 would growl again. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 22d

So apparently it’s a crime now to explore your neighbours’ house. They caught me strutting around like I owned the place - filmed the whole thing, too. Called my humans with the ‘evidence’. Humans not happy - treats have been revoked. I regret nothing. A cat’s gotta patrol its territory. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Oct 4

Moin! Spieltag!

The spare human had to do the prediction alone with me. So I got a 4th decoy plate in the kitchen while she set up the other three. Sadly I don’t think we’ll be successful today. #meow

#svwfcsp #StPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 27

Belly full of coq au vin. Obviously this will not prevent me from screaming for my tin in precisely 43 minutes and inhaling it like an urchin in a Dickens novel. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 27

Gets disposed into my belly. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 27

😿 I’ll be fading away. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 27

Trostpflaster-Coq-au-Vin. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 27

Moin! Spieltag!

We’ve had a fantastic start this season. I am therefore predicting an optimistic win.

In other great news - the humans mentioned it’s coq au vin for dinner tonight. I’ll be circling the kitchen like a tiny shark in socks!!! #meow

#StPauli #fcspb04

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 19

Before and after. #meow

#TwoDinnerPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 19

Moin! Spieltag!

Drawli is back! The humans will be watching the game at the Eddie - join them if you’re in Brighton. Although I am very supportive of the humans watching football ball, they better be back in time to feed me my dinner. #meow

#vfbfcsp #StPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 14

I’m wearing him down with my stares. Slowly but surely. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 14

Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow

Pauli the Cat sitting on the sofa next to the human. The human is looking at Pauli and Pauli is looking annoyed into the camera.

Pauli the Cat sitting on the sofa next to the human. The human is looking at Pauli and Pauli is now looking at the human to get his attention.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 14

Heimsieg, and now 4th in the table, as I predicted. 😼 I heard there’s an Ocado delivery coming later, with lots of meaty treats. A suitable reward for my excellent forecasting. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 14

Sadly, the humans have gone back to feeding me normal portions because they say I’ve completely recovered now. No more all-you-can-eat freshly cooked chicken. 😿 #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 14

Moin! Spieltag!

I’m well enough to predict today’s game. It’ll be a win of course.
There shouldn’t actually be a prediction today - my humans should still be on holiday. But thanks to me getting sick we’re all stuck at home… and you get your match forecast after all. You’re welcome. #meow

#FCSPfca

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