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Patio

Patio

@patsucks420.bsky.social

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Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · Oct 21

I am not here to receive attention I am here because I’m crazy and NEED to post

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 7h

Kinda hit the wall on enjoyment for grinding out the completion so i think ill just leave it till February, come back when they got them new raichus

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 1d

yyeah…

Galarian slowking right up in my shit

Slowpoke 4 slowpoke

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe im not right, this is my burden to bear

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 1d

When you spent the last however long making trainers look exactly like their Pokemon its so weird to then have a specifically designed character who just looks like that

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 1d

This lady should have a h zoroark! insane shes literally her!

Cafe lady and zoroark

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 1d

Its so funny that dylan wrote woody a song, did you suck him off too baby girl

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 2d

Big chilling 😎

Me and eevee sitting in a cafe vibing

Eevee n me hanging by the not Eiffel tower

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 3d

One must imagine the clams happy

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 3d

This lady said she wanted to battle artistically and threw out 4 Pokemon who blew themselves up

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 3d

They’re playing the twin peaks theme at work and it feels like walking through my stress dreams

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 3d

Also i have no one to trade with for like 5 dudes so just fuck me shit up

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 3d

You can’t complete the Pokedex without doing a thousand battles. After 38 hours and completing the whole story i am at 300ish. Scream

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 3d

Eevee and co are just Pokedex filler and I’m brave for saying it

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 4d

:((( Sorry sableye daddy wants you here but y’see chandelure has an absolutely monstrous sp.atk stat and these bitches hit hard

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 4d

Its funny to have some of the best mons ever made on one team all with their megas and go damn i need more freaks in here

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 5d

Some of the wild areas are too small so you kinda get ganged on as soon as you’re spotted :(

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 5d

Being a silent type used to be a perfectly valid type of guy to be, 50 or 60 years ago you could do that. Now every day they make me talk, say things. Fucked up

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 5d

Im tired of catching eevees im tired of these fuck ass gen 1s

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 5d

Ive never cared about not all 1000 dudes being in every game but i will say I would have liked a little more variety between this dex and the last one

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 6d

Hey fuck you whoever made venusaurs mega stone not available for purchase! Rude!

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 6d

I will say it plays and runs miles better than the last few entries, even on switch 1. I don’t love the new battle system, miss abilities a lot

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 6d

For the umpteenth time in a row it feels like the devs are being held hostage by pikachu, like sorry about tembo or whatever now can you lock in please

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 6d

If they don’t wanna give the characters voices for some stupid reason then you have to add simlish or something bro

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 6d

Me and the gentleman are here to fuck bitches and acquire riches

Totodile

TOT

Patio @patsucks420.bsky.social · 7d

Pokemons only 4 gigs lol, western devs stay mogged