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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌

@patriotbanana.bsky.social

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Just an all-american Banana. Here to discuss all things peacefully! 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦💙🦋. Resisting Facism! Politically Homeless until we know for sure who is good and bad. Stop war. Bring peace. Heal the planet!

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 9d

GUYS. I HAVE THE SOLUTION

General Work & Religious Strike

We, the people of earth will no longer work or attend religious services/give my money to them until one of the following things happen:

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 5h

Try calling Trump and his friends suspected pedophiles as part of their titles every time you print his name.

That's what he really hates.

If his name always showed up in your media as "suspected pedophile president trump". Every time. That's his name. See what that does once.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 7h

Big news here: the White House has backed down from shutting down I-5 this weekend following our reporting last night.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Sean Duffy: "We are gonna save billions of dollars by getting rid of the fuel economy standards that are set way too high, that no combustion engine can meet, costing each car to the tune of thousands of dollars for the end consumer. We're in the process of getting rid of those rules."

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 5h

Guys. What do we call multiple ice agents?

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 7h

Congratulations to my friend a co-host of the @dailybeanspod.com. Well deserved!

Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 7h

I am BEYOND thrilled to share that I have been inducted into the iconic #Out100 for 2025! It’s a huge honor to be recognized alongside so many brilliant and inspiring individuals who are shaping our world and advocating for greater inclusivity and diversity.

www.out.com/out100/2025/...

The 2025 Out100: Dana Goldberg

These are the LGBTQ+ people making the world bolder and brighter in 2025.

www.out.com

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 7h

Repeal the national security act of 1947.

Close the black box of forever wars.

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 7h

They're afraid of it. That's what it's all about.

They're also afraid of everyone finding out most of them rape children as a hobby.

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BlackJew 🏳️‍⚧️ @blackjew.bsky.social · 21h

I've spent a lifetime trying to get people active to advocate for change. It has been a lot of failure, see look around. So I cherish the victories. You don't have to sh*t on No Kings because it isn't a panacea. The right spending so much time threatening it speaks to how it can be a powerful visual

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Jim Stewartson, Antifascist @jim-stewartson.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Thiel’s lecture series on the Antichrist was a not-so-subtle effort to defend his project to end liberal democracy as the dominant global paradigm—a sales pitch for the “Dark Enlightenment.”

The message:
“Welcome to God. Now delete yourself.”
www.mind-war.com/p/delete-you...

Delete Yourself: The Metaphysics of the Dark Enlightenment

How the oligarchy’s God projector makes the individual unnecessary

www.mind-war.com

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 7h

Yes. Incredibly obvious distraction for the news cameras.

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 7h

Do the thing on Saturday. Then we all need to do that every day until shit stops.

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papaesoco.bsky.social @papaesoco.bsky.social · 18h

open.substack.com/pub/thomhart...
Yesterday, here in Chicago, where I am today, America caught a glimpse of its possible future, and it was terrifying. Federal agents, dressed like soldiers and armed with the weapons of war, rammed a civilian vehicle on 105th Street, using a

Are the Streets of Chicago Showing Us the Future of American Democracy?

When federal agents turn weapons on citizens, it’s not just a local scandal — it’s a national reckoning.

open.substack.com

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

@azagmayes.bsky.social how about we have a federal judge or justice swear her in so they can force the Epstein vote so we can end this?

It's what they're hiding. Dudes all rape kids.

How about we stop the people raping the kids?

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

Tell them to stop writing letters.

Just do the thing.

Too much preparing, we are always preparing. Just go.

a man is looking through binoculars with the words `` what are you preparing ? just go ! '' above him .

ALT: a man is looking through binoculars with the words `` what are you preparing ? just go ! '' above him .

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James Walkinshaw @jameswalkinshaw.bsky.social · 1d

For decades, the NRA has profited off of the pain of American families who are victims to gun violence (1/3).

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

Just wait until they find out the NRA also runs guns to the cartels for the manufacturers.

Mexico filed a suit about it.

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

*because him and all his friends rape children and have covered it up for 50 years with Russian help, because he helped them take over New York.

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

They want violence. That's their endgame. It always is. It only works if we don't participate in the violence.

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

Just wait till the Colorado runs out of water. By 2030.

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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 1d

Your near-daily reminder that newspapers have business reporters, not labor reporters. www.startribune.com/a-new-kind-o...

Text with the word “hardship” is highlighted: Rising costs of food, rent and labor, which trickle down to menu prices, are turning off customers, restaurateurs are finding. The hardship is even starker within Minneapolis city limits, where the minimum wage is higher than in neighboring suburbs, and bigger government offices make navigating licenses, permits and
regulations even trickier

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

Id like to cut them off from Internet and banking until they behave.

Same with Saudi Arabia and NK. And us now I guess.

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

This is also why it's up to our Congress to codify morally correct decisions so that one group can't just waive wands and change what the decisions were.

That's the loophole they found. They could overturn court cases and make the laws whatever they want.

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

It's telling you who is complicit.

It's a lot of them.

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🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

The axis had to pay Milei. He did his job.

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 8h

#ICES