Pat Schmear
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I think I watched the wrong Wicked
“Hm okay guys the Young Republicans group texts were released where they’re all heiling Hitler and a republican congressman is literally hanging a swastika flag in his office. How do we respond?”
The response:
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
McConnell is not fully defrosted
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Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.
You know she runs a McDonald’s like it’s the navy
WonderMan had some issues
The daily weaponized incompetence from my coworkers has broken my brain. I must reject society, gallop into the woods. I hear the siren bellows of the noble squatch. The absolute freedom of the North American Ape Man is my destiny
Shrooms and watching Roku City kinda night
Honk if You Love Fred Durst
His mind broke so irrevocably he became a claw ring guy
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One time a shirtless guy hanging out at the laundromat told me he discovered the real life Jurassic Park. He just wouldn’t make things up like that
Doing some Dallas Buyers Club cosplay
Some of Miss Frizzle’s lessons are crueler than others
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discovering insane edits recently
Vaccines for me, not for thee
Trump got a Covid vaccine today.
Didn’t it also give him a British accent?
Imagine how many erotic stools he has in his house
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Emmy-award winner Hannah Einbinder: "I have trouble with the term 'liberal Zionism' because I think it absolves the identifier of reckoning with the necessary elements for the ideology to thrive."

Watch it all in Zeteo's new podcast, Beyond Israelism with Simone Zimmerman:
zeteo.com/p/beyond-isr...