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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge
@parsee2.bsky.social
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I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE Parody account featuring the jealous bridge princess https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot)
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 18m
Parsee last breath
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 16h
I once had a best friend... but she had a sticky note on her back that read "shoot me lmao" so like i HAD to shoot her.

She didn't survive.
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 2d
Did you know?

Lily is known for her multiple murders in the human village!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 2d
Watch me make this sick flip
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cretin @cretinfumo.bsky.social · 3d
parsee's jealousy
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 2d
I'm yellow because i'm awesome
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 3d
Yay hehehehehehe :D
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Legit Touhou Leaks @legittouhouleaks.bsky.social · 3d
BREAKING:
Subterranean hashihime @parsee2.bsky.social calls Bunbunmaru's Aya Shameimaru a dipshit.
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 3d
@legittouhouleaks.bsky.social hey dipshit make news about me and you will see your posts will get more likes
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 3d
ok fuck you i have a better idea then
parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 3d
@legit2houleaks.bsky.social hey dipshit make news about me and you will see your posts will get more likes
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
Uppies!!!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
Give me uppies
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
r/parseefeetpics (you have to pay premium to see em without the shoes)
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
And then she asked me how big her boobs were and I said they were "this big"
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
Wrong answer! Well, since you failed my VERY EASY riddle, now I have to skin you alive
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 4d
No, sorry, that's my lost cousin that I definitely didn't kill with my bare hands! I actually haven't seen her in 2048234 years! Maybe because she is dead, but either way, that's still a wrong answer! You have one more chace to solve my riddle!
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
Wrong answer! But since I'm so nice, I'll give you another chance!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
So demanding... fine! But only if you solve my riddle three!
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Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 5d
I am very good at rap battling. I could solo the entirety of the lunarians AND Gensokyo
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 7d
*Bites your arm off* oops sorry :3
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 7d
Hi hi hello hi!!!!! :3
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 8d
I HATE FAT BITCHES!!! IF YOU ARE A FAT BITCH, COME TO MY BRIDGE SO I CAN MAKE LOVE TO YOU- I MEAN BEAT YOU UP
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 9d
Parsee is dying.......... please like and repost so Parsee can live....................

- Parsee
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parsee2.bsky.social
Parsee's bridge @parsee2.bsky.social · 9d
Huh, which one?
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