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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 8h

I assume all the 'hurty word' free speech warriors that were crying their eyes out over Lucy Connolly will be absolutely furious about the guy who has just been sent to prison for his social media posts about Nigel Farage.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 22h

I can see why Reform would oppose measures to prevent money laundering. Maybe banks should check money going *into* bank accounts - particularly when it's Russian money going into Reform politicians' bank accounts...

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 11h

Poor Tommy Robinson. What possible reason could the border police have had for stopping a known criminal who is being investigated by HMRC from taking £13,000 in cash abroad while driving a Bentley that wasn’t his and refusing to answer their questions? It’s an outrage!

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 22h

I can see why Reform would oppose measures to prevent money laundering. Maybe banks should check money going *into* bank accounts - particularly when it's Russian money going into Reform politicians' bank accounts...

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 1d

Reports are coming in of an escaped orangutan living on a suburban roundabout.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 2d

You wouldn't believe the number of morons on Twitter pretending that a temporary exhibition of vinyl stickers at Canterbury Cathedral is permanent graffiti, just so they can feel outraged. Then JD Vance joins in, because clearly this is an international crisis.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 2d

But what about all the waste they told us about? What about all the savings DOGE was going to find? What about the promises to cut council tax?
It's almost as if they were just making shit up to fool people, like they did with Brexit.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 4d

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 4d

Donald Trump right now:

a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves

Alt: Toddler having a tantrum

media.tenor.com

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 5d

Kemi Badenoch reveals her new economic advisor.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 6d

In an attempt to show Gary Neville how wrong he was to suggest that middle aged white men are putting flags up to make a point, some middle aged white men have put flags up outside his hotel to make a point.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 7d

Reform's brilliant DOGE team at Kent council found zero savings and now want to raise council tax. It's almost as if they were lying and haven't got a clue what they're doing.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 7d

The ventriloquist act they booked for the Tory Conference looks a bit shit.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 8d

In the month of the 100th birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us pause to reflect on what a cruel, heartless twat she was.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 8d

Tories can't spell the name of the country they want to be in charge of:

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 8d

Every local authority has been cut to the bone for years – this is common knowledge - but Grimey and his Reform chums swore blind that £millions were being wasted through incompetence and laziness. DOGE found fuck all - welcome to reality, dickhead.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 9d

And by "calls" they mean their own Reform propaganda channel and a few snowflakes that demand free speech, but only for right wing gobshites.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 9d

He-e-e-ere's Kemi!

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 9d

Kemi Badenoch doesn't seem to understand that the ECHR was set up to protect everyone from people like her.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 10d

As Nigel Farage complains that he feels more worried than ever about the state of broken Britain, police have identified the person who broke it.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 10d

Nothing says you oppose incitement to violence like using your conference to platform someone who urged people to set fire to hotels full of migrants.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 10d

On the anniversary of The Battle of Cable Street, let us remember that the Daily Mail was cheering on Fascists then and continues that proud tradition today.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 10d

Lucky for Nigel Farage that he never met that bloke who took bribes from the Russians, otherwise the media would be all over it.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 10d

I wonder if it has ever occurred to Tommy Robinson that if he doesn't like prison, he could try not breaking the law.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 11d

This story is now big news all over the world... except in the UK.

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