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Sarah Paris

@pariswritesco.bsky.social

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Author. Freelance Writer. TV Editor for Fanfare, a pop culture publication. Former TV and Film features writer at Looper. Lover of democracy. Sometimes semi-funny (although I think I'm hilarious). Please no DMs unless I know you or it's pertinent.

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · Nov 16

I had this short story pinned to the platform that shall not be named account for a while. It was one of my favorites to write but is a bit dead in the water. Thought I'd share here as well:

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Life From the Ashes

A man lives in the heavy shadow of his childhood heroism

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 1m

Oh sweet! I can't wait. Haven't been paid yet

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 3m

*manager

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 3m

I should have multiple checks coming my way by now from the "very small protests." I need to speak with the Antifa mamager🤷‍♀️

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 9h

7 million registered..
Faaar more turned out

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 10h

Please tell him that he's a hero and that his bravery is inspiring. This random stranger is sending you both virtual hugs❤️

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 10h

This, and also, many of us "look" like we'd be in her demographic--we welcomed and embraced the "green haired" & "septum pierced," but don't fit her profiling. She's such a gross & vile human.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 21h

The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 1d

Colorado Springs was 10k strong at the No Kings in June...I think we may have doubled that today!

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 1d

I bought it when I was 11😁. I don't think my parents had any idea😄...

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 1d

Such a genius album🔥. It's incredible to see Flav continue to contribute so much good to this world❤️.

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 1d

You're a good human, Flav! ❤️

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 2d

"I understand death is imminent, but as long as you’re working here, you’re expected to act professionally. And that means getting your projects done in a timely manner so we can continue operating for as long as we can stay solvent. Or alive."

Don’t Let the Beasts from Revelation Distract You from Your Expense Reports

Thanks for coming in. Have a seat. I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally mur...

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 2d

TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡
#BeThere

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 3d

For Halloween this year, I'm going as Stephen Miller:

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 3d

But, just this week he said that he got rid of inflation?! He would never lie!😄

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 5d

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️. Make Measles Great Again

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 5d

Growing a backbone late is better than never!

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 5d

Major news outlets are standing together and refusing to sign. ABC News, CBS News, CNN, Fox News, and NBC News have all rejected a new Pentagon policy that would impose unprecedented restrictions on news gathering.

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 5d

I feel so seen

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 5d

Ugh😭🤦‍♀️. Love, A Washington Fan

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 6d

😄😭

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 6d

Words I never, ever thought I'd write (like, ever: You go, MTG!

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 6d

Cannot wait. Still have to go catch The Long Walk! While I'm sure the novel went through many revisions since your first draft as a teenager...wow. I re-read it yearly. Such amazing character development & world-building.

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 6d

Oh. My. God. 😭💔😞. These stories should be the top of every news cycle, but of course they aren't 🤦‍♀️

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 6d

Loved the post, but also love that THE Dave Holmes is on Bluesky. Instant follow!

Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 6d

Don't forget: Liar. Self-serving narcissist. Insecure bully with an insatiable need for adoration. Evil. Deeply stupid believer of insane conspiracy theories.

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