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BIG JIM PUMPKIN

@papihustle.bsky.social

1K followers 620 following 7.6K posts

Senior Undersecretary of Michigan Department of Health and Human Services. Postin' Makes Me Feel Good

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · Jan 18

One thing people don't really know about me is that I played the brother of Canadian rapper Snow in a VH1 TV movie of his life. It was called "A Licky Boom Boom Down" and also featured a brief supporting performance by Paul Rudd, pre-fame.

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 15m

I would simply start telling people to call me Juan

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 17m

Gonna strongly recommend against bullshitting Xi Jinping

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 21m

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · Dec 6

My favorite genre of post: "look at all the people telling me to fuck off and eat shit; this proves how good & right I am"

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 58m

TALKING LIONS IN FANTASY STORIES

CS Lewis: He's noble. He's benevolent and high-minded, literally a stand-in for Christ

L Frank Baum: He's a callow dipshit. I hate that stupid effeminate son of a bitch

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 11h

The 21th century is full of heartbreaking lessons about this hairdo

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 11h

I am joaking my peavis

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12h

peavis

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 11h

Nobody believes this. We can all see it is bowl shit

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 12h

There is positively nothing 'peavis' about this person

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 12h

Faaaaaaake

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 12h

Gonna call it: the oogyest artist moniker of the 21st century

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 12h

No. I don't believe this

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12h

peavis

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 12h

Hey look it's cpac

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 12h

Bsky dot social, where randos will explain your posts to you whether you want that or not

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 13h

If 'private funding' can easily generate 20 billion dollars that probably signifies something I can't say on social media

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 13h

Just got a flash of teenage memory. We had just discovered Queen. My friend Lance was very high in front of 7-11 and started taking his clothes off and screaming "mustafa ibrahim" and we had to tackle him to keep him from running into traffic

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 14h

I just remembered "they removed her vagina bones" and now I will be visited by troubled dreams

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 15h

It's actually Mama Sliwa's house (he lives there too)

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 15h

Coffee drinker, I see.

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 15h

Trust me, it really depends on the hentai

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 15h

Is it a clean getaway or is it one of those to-be-continued kind of deals. I can't abide that

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 15h

That's why they're rich. They're trying to escape social consequences by accumulating money

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 18h

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 22h

I have been broke but I don't think I have ever been this ass up

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 22h

The reason we don't have them is because 1) the bsky team knows they'd never be invited to join ours, and 2) their own group chats would be leakable

BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 22h

You're my mutual, PUSSY DESTRUCTION MACHINE, and I love you. But don't contradict me in the mentions again. Ever.