Pabst Blue Ronin
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Nice argument! Unfortunately I have already portrayed myself as the wry, unconcerned Murakami Gennosuke and you as the stuffy, indignant Miyamoto Usagi
Stan Sakai Usagi Yojimbo panel titled "Splitting the Reward". Gen (an anthropomorphic Rhinoceros samurai)  is smirking as he pours himself another sake, while Usagi (an anthropomorphic rabbit samurai) is angrily shouting and pointing at a coin in his hand. A bag of money is on the table. To be fair to Usagi, Gen has probably once again agreed to split a reward 50/50 with Usagi, then covertly snuck out and stuck Usagi with the bill at the Inn
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
It's so boss to live the wfh lifestyle in the office
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
"all Republicans since Barry fucking Goldwater were Nazis" -Rick Pearlman, Before the Storm
merovingians.bsky.social
again, the problem with rhetorical maximalism (all Republicans since Barry fucking Goldwater were Nazis) is that you end up believing it and saying absolutely unhinged shit thinking it's normal
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Last flight i was on I watched Casino and touched knees with two guys the whole time. Nirvana
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Lake Placid: a daytime tv classic
The Relic: A pretty good adaptation of #1 of a fantastic book series that cuts out the best character, Special Agent Aloysius Pendergast (southern gothic Fox Mulder)
Deep Blue Sea: another daytime tv classic
Anaconda: honestly in my top three creature features
dandock.bsky.social
One of my personal favorite movie trends was the late 90's resurgence of the "creature feature" monster movie. Spurred on by the deft mix of animatronic and CGI work in films like Jurassic Park, this brief comeback was the millennial equivalent of what moviegoers saw in the wake of JAWS.
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
you simply do not "have to hand it to" any generation of the young republicans, and if you're a reformed former young republican the appropriate place to discuss your feelings about it is a therapist's office
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Where have I seen that star before
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Wait till they've started climbing. Then it's really over
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Realistically, one thing I have learned from having conservative in laws is that these people have an incredible ability to turn their hearing off when one of their own exceeds their racism level. It's like those earplugs that kick in at a certain decibel level
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Let's be fair to Amanda- she's really dumb and unobservant
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uhactually.bsky.social
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
I guess we gotta throw every election then, so as not to piss conservatives off
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
If I got shelled on my first pitch like that, I would have cried. That's just one of many ways that professional baseball player Yoshinobu Yamamoto is built differently than me
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
you simply have to admit pitching a complete game in the championship series is cool as hell
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Incredibly cool to get crushed on your first pitch like that and just go "ok, moving on"
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
How could anyone be mad at her
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
I thought Muncy got robbed again for a second lol
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Happy for you Pages, I believed in you (lying)
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Max Muncy looks likes a guy at a 40k tournament when he takes his helmet off
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
Solo home runs only would be pretty funny
pabstblueronin.bsky.social
I will be impressed when they make Real Genius real