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Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
12K followers 4.5K following 5.6K posts
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution.
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · Aug 6
I'm sorry I did a deep dive into your media tab and liked a bunch of pics from two years ago. In my defense, I have limited self control and you have a sushi-grade ass.
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 1h
If there's anything hotter than heavy balls hanging under a musclebutt, I haven't seen it! 🥵👅
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 3h
::gets in line for sloppy seconds::
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 3h
Drop to my knees and hope I can suck my way into a mauling 😈
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 3h
From your tip to your hole and back! 😈
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 3h
Throw that gorgeous ass directly on my face plz. 🥵🫠
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 1d
After all the stress of moving and concurrent but unrelated mental health challenges, I'm finally getting back, after a month, to the stupid old gym to work on my stupid old fitness (and the stupid old mental health boost that comes with it).
Doofus in a grey jock and black socks Muscle groups worked - pretty much everything but ass and abs. Spider diagram of muscle groups worked
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 1d
Daddy's boy and boy's daddy!
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 1d
::drizzles you in honey and chows down:: 🤤
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 1d
I want both! 😍🥵
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 1d
You misspelled "sexy"! 😍🫦
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 1d
Big keek, baby keek! 😻😻
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 1d
On so I can pull them off with my teeth! 🫦
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 3d
And here I am, suddenly parched!
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 4d
You are so absurdly sexy 🥵🫠
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 5d
🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 5d
Oh fuck. Bate fuel for sure 🫠🥵
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 5d
🥹🤣
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 5d
For all the outré shit I've been known to do in the bedroom, there's nothing quite like a greasy frot with a hot buddy. 🫠
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 5d
I move we immediately change the definition of f*ggot from "bundle of sticks" to "bundle of lit Roman candles"! 😍
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feral streep @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social · 6d
*reads this headline, snorts Tylenol off an uncut dick, gets catapulted into another dimension
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 6d
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 6d
I probably wouldn't have been in such a hurry to grow up if I knew adulthood was going to largely consist of writing xlookup formulas and doing laundry.
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 6d
Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah bro! 🤑
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 7d
Not as nice as *your* moon, but still quite lovely! 😍
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 8d
The felonies I would commit to get that cock and load in my mouth... 🥵
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 8d
High-end problems to have: junk and ass too entrancing; unable to focus properly on handsome mug. 😅
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