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Steve Pheley

@othersteve.bsky.social

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Person with a phone and occasional comments. Likes: archosaurs, giant robots, space samurai wizards. Dislikes: authoritarianism, injustice, ketchup. Leaving a trail of abandoned hobbies in my wake. 🇺🇸🇺🇦

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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 7d

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

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Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 5d

Henny Youngman was born 52 years before Gary Oldman.

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 6d

There should be a designated harmless thing that everybody is legally and morally allowed to throw at authority figures they oppose. Ping pong balls, maybe. Mr. Moose is praxis?

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 7d

CHOTINER: Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore.

RAVEN: Nevermore.

CHOTINER: It's just that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door —

RAVEN: Wait, now hang on —

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 7d

Important news from once-good comics news site:

When is "Show That Comes Out On Regular Weekly Schedule"'s Next Episode?

Asked If He'd Like to Be in Hypothetical Movie Adaptation, Actor Says Yes

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 7d

Does Batman have a rat-themed villain? Because I think he needs one now

Science Magazine @science.org · 7d

Talk about an in-flight meal.

For the first time, researchers have captured rats hunting bats by grabbing them from the sky. Learn more: https://scim.ag/3Jqldmn

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 9d

Congressional Republicans gave up on having balls like a decade ago and Trump is just NOW building a room to store them?

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 9d

“Well, class, the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in…1942, by…some guy. And our country isn't called America anymore, it’s…Bonerland.”

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Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 11d

“A just question, my liege. Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. ‘Lathspell’ I name him. Ill news is an ill guest.”

A brown tabby cat sniffs at the ear of a stoic-looking Pyr-labrador mix, as if whispering conspiratorially.

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 20d

It turns out smoke detectors are also good at detecting spiders, but only if they happen to crawl inside

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 21d

Your mama’s so old she’s better known by the Greek equivalent of her name

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 25d

I’ve said it before but: members of Congress should be barred from having any health care plan not affordably available to constituents in their state or district.

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 27d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 28d

Actors who I inexplicably keep forgetting that they aren't blind in real life: William Fichtner, David Strathairn

Actor who it would probably make more sense to have that issue with, but I don't: Donnie Yen

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 29d

Find someone who loves you the way crossword puzzle authors love eking, the Ural mountains, and Edie Falco

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · 29d

Finally someone acknowledges our victory in World War 1.5

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Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · Sep 29

Find someone who loves you the way crossword authors love eked, aped, and Ural

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · Sep 26

Anybody know if Optimus Prime is looking for a new gig

Job posting for “Transformation Lead, Truck”

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · Sep 24

Christopher Walken in that SNL sketch, asking for more cowbell

Sherma from Silksong, playing something vaguely cowbell-like

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · Sep 23

Silksong should have a DLC easy mode where you play through the game as Sherma and you defeat all the enemies and traps by singing at them, not noticing NPC Hornet doing all the actual work in the background

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · Sep 11

I don’t have a take
You can’t make me have a take

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · Sep 8

I feel that I deserve a better class of spambot

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · Sep 6

This game is too cute and charming to hate you like a Souls game does, and yet

Steve Pheley @othersteve.bsky.social · Sep 6

I know I’m eight years late on this but I’m finally trying Hollow Knight

a woman wearing a black shirt is looking at the camera

Alt: the Kombucha Girl gif, representing mixed feelings

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