OneDishwasher
@onedishwasher.bsky.social
2.6K followers 3.1K following 18K posts
Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
onedishwasher.bsky.social
There were four Chrises at my bus stop in middle school
onedishwasher.bsky.social
Hi, sorry to jump in but the Hudson River by Indian Point is not suitable for drinking because basically everything south of Newburgh is brackish/salty from time to time because of the estuary/tides.

Drinking water from the Hudson is pulled from sources far upstream. So no impact.
onedishwasher.bsky.social
At $180Bn, those are some BIG mommy MILPERS
onedishwasher.bsky.social
The pen is mightier than the sword
Reposted by OneDishwasher
onedishwasher.bsky.social
This new Gatorade commercial goes hard
onedishwasher.bsky.social
Oh great, now saying "honk your bingus" is an anti-AI slur
onedishwasher.bsky.social
my Trash Tuesday Take today is that I think it's cute when it rains in Los Angeles and everyone talks about it. I've already seen a few videos!
onedishwasher.bsky.social
forget Stan Smith Adidas, bring back those shoes!
onedishwasher.bsky.social
ugh. if my mom did this as long I'd view that as a green light for intergenerational guilt warfare, so I'd find a way to bring up that grandma would take a greyhound bus and stay with us for months to help out during summer vacation and the Holidays and isn't in-person better than a phone call?
onedishwasher.bsky.social
right? like, who watched Game of Thrones and came away thinking the actors were the biggest problem?
onedishwasher.bsky.social
nobody get mad at me, but what makes anyone think *this* guy will be better at making adult movies than the pros?
onedishwasher.bsky.social
ah, the tried and true formula of having your best player be the keeper and then trotting out 10 guys trying hard in front of him
onedishwasher.bsky.social
plot twist: it was Nate Silver
mford.bsky.social
Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
www.nytimes.com
onedishwasher.bsky.social
holy shit I can't believe that ChatGPT has already cured cancer and is moving on to bigger and brighter things
drewharwell.com
Sam Altman went from “AI will cure cancer" to "ChatGPT porn" in less than a month
ChatGPT boss predicts when AI could cure cancer We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
12:02 PM · Oct 14, 2025
·
1.2M
 Views
onedishwasher.bsky.social
I can't believe how cute this goat is
onedishwasher.bsky.social
YES EXACTLY. Now I have to call around to three or four different pharmacies to see which generic Vyvanse they're carrying this month. Then I have to get the doctor to send the script to the correct place. 😭
onedishwasher.bsky.social
it's probably been a decade but every time I see Brad Guzan I think of @mlsist.bsky.social "we'll be right back" gif
meninblazers.bsky.social
ALL HAIL KING BRADLEY GUZAN 🇺🇸🧤

That singular American goalkeeping giant known as “The Polar Bear” has announced his retirement after more than two decades of service to the game in this country.

(1/4) 🧵
onedishwasher.bsky.social
first time I saw one of those I was literally wondering if it could fit down my street.
onedishwasher.bsky.social
It's important to have a routine
onedishwasher.bsky.social
love reading your reporting on things like this. marketing/shopping (consuming?) and fashion are HUMONGOUS blind spots for me and areas where I am even more of an idiot than normal, yet your stuff makes sense and is super interesting!