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Ollie Crafoord

@olrun.bsky.social

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a chaotic neutral history nerd, artist, and qualified charlatan born in the 1900s. 🔗 https://linktr.ee/heyollie ☕ https://ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · Aug 1

'I asked chatgpt and—'
I'm going to ask the augurs what the gods think about it instead

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty good! 😌

Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 2d

For those that can’t see reels: Guys, I think I know who did the Louvre heist. 👀

#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting

Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, I think I know who did the Louvre heist. 👀

#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting

artofollie on Instagram: "Guys, I think I know who stole the #louvrejewels 👀(I added some of the stolen jewels to the painting—should I add more?)#painting …"

Guys, I think I know who stole the #louvrejewels 👀(I added some of the stolen jewels to the painting—should I add more?)#painting #art #acrylicpainting #acrylic #catportrait #catpainting #louvre #louvreheist

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 3d

What?

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 4d

Liarrr 😅

Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t believe we’ve created and destroyed the internet in the span of my lifetime. What a wondrous world we live in.

Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 4d

Congratssss

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 4d

I'm, uh, busy that day 😅

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 4d

We're way too horny for cheese over here. Maybe it's not processed enough.

Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 4d

Artists, what's your favorite part to draw? quote this post!

mine: Uhhhh, cats.

A painting of a cat in space surrounded by shrimps

A painting of a cat wearing a mermaid tail and a bikini top lying in a sink

A painting of a cat with a coffee and some cakes

A painting of a cat sitting in an antique bowl surrounded by the items used to conserve such bowls

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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 4d

I've also wondered this. Bring back poisonings.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am