esperanza
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friend: you better not be Something when i get there…

me:
friend: you better not be The Creature when i get there…

me:
to avoid being looked @ i’ve been dressing like somebody’s son is that a therapy topic
i already loved rachel highkey she ain’t gotta juice it like this 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
man libraries are so fckin cool
im almost 25 which is stupid and honestly gives me stomach cramps lets fucking go
dinner includes a Tylenol salad
HOW IS SHE NOT SO FUCKING FAMOUS???!!!!! THE EARLY 2000s GIRLY MOVIE VIBES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!! UGH 😩😩😩😩😩🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷💞
she velma on my dinkley till i find my glasses
doing a back flip with drugs up my ass- call that a benson boof
i Have to stop free scrolling the internet is 90% mind numbing slop
we all have a one way ticket to hell
idk why i’m just now seeing this because i am an active member of tornado tiktok but the EF5 TORNADO IN ND BACK IN JUNE??!??!?! WE HAVENT HAD AN EF5 IN TWELVE YEARS??!!!

is this some climate shit because that thing was horrifyingly large. i think i read it was going max 200mph. holy shitttt 😔😔😔
if i became a chiropractor could i call my practice the crack house
she fuckin chopped and unc 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
yeah that one lowkey doesn’t deserve love or happiness
oh Fuck.

is that literally me
bro line my shit up before i perish from scurvy
why did these girl’s barber line their edges up
saw this @ an antique shop today. were kids just balder back then? like bald and scared?

and the head/feet ratio is crazy work unless they were really built like that
saw this @ an antique shop today. were kids just balder back then? like bald and scared?

and the head/feet ratio is crazy work unless they were really built like that