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Tyler

@okty.bsky.social

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Find me at Whole Foods, bitch.

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · Jul 4

Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 3m

38 weeks PREGANANANT

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 4h

I'm not a tradwife. I'm a radwife.

[Does sick kickflip]

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 14h

Cars should have a second horn for when you’re just trying to say hey to somebody

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

Crosses "Rainbow Muff Drawer" off of bingo card.

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

School night birthdays are no fun especially Tuesday :(

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday!! I hope you do something fun

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

There'll be a morning - days, months, maybe years into the future - when you're stirring your coffee or walking into work or just starting your day, and it'll hit you: you've completely forgotten who Clay Travis was.

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

big if true

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

Jake Moody doing a post game interview with his helmet still strapped is the nerdiest kicker shit imaginable.

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god Washington. You fools. You absolute rubes.

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup of milk .

Alt: a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup of milk .

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

Good luck 🙂

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

It's literally bases loaded, down 1, bottom of the 9th, 2 outs. This is what you imagine when you're taking swings at the cages as an 8yo.

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d

It's such a good show. Which ep are you on

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Ben Gellman-Chomsky @benjgc.bsky.social · 1d

Get to TBS RIGHT NOW

Ben Gellman-Chomsky @benjgc.bsky.social · 1d

Get to TBS right now

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 2d

And I will be a lurker 😎

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 2d

I don't have any but I would be open

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 2d

It was years before she finally found her Number One. But she couldn't have known that her life would be forever changed by a Number Two. Don't miss Naked and Stricken by Food Poisoning. Tonight on Lifetime

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2d

reminds me of like ten years ago i redownloaded okcupid again & within 30 minutes had one of my outreach case management clients in the DMs & i’ve never deleted an account on anything faster

Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 2d

Re-downloaded Snapchat and my first suggested contact was my boss.