Evil Shiddpostha Gautama
@ohshit.bsky.social
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i am evil now
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despite all my rage
still just milkshake in my face
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interesting that a kat would be so excited about someone having a small bird 🤔
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that’s what it looked like i bet
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hopefully you’re able to get them on the phone 🤞
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Scariest story:

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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[werner herzog voice] a vast plain, syrup prisons as far as the eye can see.
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Do you like waffles
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is that what we’re calling it now
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depression really be like “bitch FUCK your autonomic nervous system”
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for real he looks like the middle picture on the cover of an animorphs book
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inadvertent action bronson lyric
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[ziplines in through the window] AUBERGINE [keeps ziplining out another window] fuck me where am I going
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that’s easy: The Deer Hunter.
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worst spy kids movie
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beans beans the musical fruit,
the more you sneeze the further they shoot
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whenever i sneeze, beans shoot out
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Thalassic. That pussy talk when you hit it deep. Talk of things below the waves, of eldritch cities
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Extraterrestrial pussy or thalassic
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that’s too many sorcerers imho
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Sorcerer (1977), discuss