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Amazingly the first time I’ve seen someone keep a theatre manual in a booth. #StageShotSunday
#TheatreHoroscope Sagittarius: Mercury's tip of the week: Replace all "Gunshots will be used in this production" warnings with just an image of Chechov. Anton or Pavel, your choice.
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Them: “What are you doing for your vacation week?”

Me: “Going to my house, the dmv, the dentist, and doing laundry.”

(The less glamorous side of #tourlife.)
Who could forget such ageless wisdom as:

#TheatreHoroscope Aquarius: Remember, if you actually approach David Mamet to write a show about Fred Rogers and Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, the stars will drop the Moon on your head, twice.
Remember, you can see nearly every #TheatreHoroscope that was sporadically posted over the last 12 years (obviously only posted when the stars had something to say) at staging.offstagejobs.com/theatrehoros...

Nearly 4 solid years worth of "horoscopes," available at a minimum of 1409 mouse clicks.
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Washington Post renderings show the new White House ballroom will be on the 2nd floor.

<pause for every person who has ever done a load-in/out in any event space to loudly roll their eyes and/or curse>

So, um, here's hoping the elevators are large and numerous.
I got into it (on streaming) for a while for a similar reason. Trying to get a group of people who each think they should be in charge to work as a team for a shared, very public goal.

Also that he drops the raging bit instantly if someone is injured. Aid becomes the priority, food unimportant.
Elevated trains headed toward Loop will terminate at Merchandise Mart (Brown Line), Clinton (Green Line west branch), and Roosevelt (Orange Line, and Green Line south branches). Pink Line will route to Blue Line Racine after Polk, allowing transfer to Blue Line trains.

See CTA for shuttle bus info.
Chicago: There will be no elevated CTA train service in the Loop this weekend. Elevated trains will not enter the Loop, & all elevated Loop stations will be closed. This is to allow for maintenance at Lake & Wells.

Subway trains (Red and Blue lines) will run as usual. See CTA website for info.
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Elex 1: Crap! I forgot to incorporate the stupid… <trails off trying to remember the name of the thing>

Elex 2: You forgot to incorporate the stupid?! This rig doesn’t work without the stupid being incorporated into it!

Later…

Elex 3: I think I’m done.

Elex 1: Did you incorporate the stupid?
Oct 1996: I am loading-in the 19th annual production of a holiday show.

Oct 2006: I am loading-in the 29th annual production of a holiday show.

Oct 2016: I am loading-in the 39th annual production of a holiday show.

Oct 2025: I am loading-in the 48th annual production of a holiday show.
Sure he’s now physically destroying the White House instead of just metaphorically, but of course a hotel guy would immediately want to add an events center. With airwalls, you could have a wedding, bar mitzvah, & meeting happening at the same time!

The Emoluments Ballroom, only at The White House.
Always fun when the start of the show is delayed long enough that you hear songs in the preshow music that never had gotten played before.

(Less fun is when the start is delayed so long that the preshow music has to be restarted from the top.)
Update: I’m seeing bridges reopened to traffic. Still decent residual congestion.
Chicago: for those of us in Loop theatres, please note that the city has blocked at least some of the Loop bridges to vehicular & pedestrian traffic at the moment. While not fully the "fortress Chicago" level of using the river as a moat, this does largely create a logjam of traffic unable to leave.
Based on previous official city responses to large crowds in the Loop (generally making a crowded situation worse by blocking exit routes instead of just entrance routes), assume the gridlock will last awhile.
The upshot of this is: your matinee patrons may find it hard to leave (especially via car or bus), and your evening show patrons may find it hard to get to your show. Obviously, the extent of this is dependent on the duration of the march, & city government's response to it.
Chicago: for those of us in Loop theatres, please note that the city has blocked at least some of the Loop bridges to vehicular & pedestrian traffic at the moment. While not fully the "fortress Chicago" level of using the river as a moat, this does largely create a logjam of traffic unable to leave.
Chicago: It's also Day 1 of Open House Chicago, so if you're already out and about, you should take advantage of this beautiful day and check out some of the landmark buildings that are participating.
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Equity and The Broadway League have reached a tentative agreement on the Production Contract. Now we will bring the deal to our members for ratification, and in the meantime, we are putting our full support behind AFM Local 802 as they work with the League to reach a deal that averts a strike.
This is today. My Metra station platform already has a sizable crowd going to the protest.

Allow extra travel time on public transit going anywhere in Chicago today, & especially if going into or towards the Loop via any method of transportation.
Chicago: A reminder for those working shows in the Loop or who pass through the Loop that this Saturday is the No Kings protest. The official location is Butler Field in Grant Park (the original band shell field, just north of the fountain, directly east of the Art Institute) starting at noon.
Just used information I learned nearly 40 years ago along with skills I learned nearly 30 years ago to fix part of a system I have not needed to deal with in 25 years.
Broadway In Chicago looking out for their (largely suburban resident) audiences tomorrow.

And honestly, partnering with Metra is a good idea for all productions year-round.